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A politician was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to
her
and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
stranger,
"What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming,
universal
health care or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a
question
first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff grass. Yet a deer
excretes
little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces
clumps.
Why do you suppose that is?"

The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about
it and says, "Hmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
global
warming
, universal health care or the economy when you don't know sh*t?"

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Excellent I love it....and how true.
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Must have been talking with Biden. Loco
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Thats still a good one
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If your canoe gets a flat tire while paddling down main street, just how many flapjacks does it take to shingle a dog house?
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