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It is hard to find a
joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:

 

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A
small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,
'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

 

The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

 

The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if
that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

 

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, 'It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.'

 

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GOOD ONE there Bigdaddy. LOL
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Good one.  Did you hear about the psychic midget that just escaped from prison?  He's a small medium at large......
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It's the best groaner I've heard in a while...
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