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SmileSmile Nancy Pelosi was touring
> the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow
> jumps out into the road, they hit it full on, and the car
> comes to a stop. Nancy ,  in her usual charming manner,
> says to the chauffeur: 'You get out and check - you were
> driving.  The chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports
> that the animal is dead but it was old.
> 'You were driving; go
> and tell the farmer,' says Nancy .
> Two
> hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered,
> hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.
> 'My God, what
> happened to you?' asks Nancy .
> The chauffeur replies:
> 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of
> malt
>  whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter
> made love to me.'
> 'What on earth did
> you say?' asks Nancy . 'I just knocked on the door
> and when it was answered, I said to them: 'I'm Nancy
> Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old
> cow.'
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/07/2009 at 10:42
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LOL. We can only hope. Good one!
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