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An Amish  Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his  hand.


The  Amish Farmer shouts:  "Trinken Sie nicht  das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!"

(Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have pooped in it!")

The man shouts  back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"

The  Amish Farmer shouts back in  English:

"Use two hands, you'll  get  more!"
 
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Been 19 years since I had any German classes, but I could figure out what he was saying.... that's pretty funny.
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So, true story: I once worked with a German woman. One morning, she walks into the kitchen there and picks up an empty pitcher and yelled "Who killed the juice?" Except it came out sounding like "Jews" and I just looked at her and said, "I'm not even going to go there."
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I don't know much German, but have kind of figured out how to translate some, and I picked up on don't drink the water and something about swine. Enough for me to stop.
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