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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a
speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at

the car, he was astounded to see that the
blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
 Realizing that she was oblivious to his
flashing lights and siren, the trooper
cranked down his window, turned on
his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back,

"IT'S A SCARF!"
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" You ARE on the other side!! "       Roll on Floor Laughing
 
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How does a blonde turn out the lights before sex ??       Shuts the truck door ...
 
 
What's the last thing a blonde says before sex ???               Are you all on the same team ?
 
 
What do you call a brunette sitting between between 2 blondes ???            An interpreter
 
 
How do you tell a blonde was using your computer ??         All the white out on the monitor
 
 
Did you hear about  the blonde that got upset about all her speeding tickets on her drive from Maine to Florida ???      After all , the signs all said " 95 " ?!?!
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Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

" You ARE on the other side!! "       Roll on Floor Laughing
 



Stop the presses... who's that?
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