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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cellular phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the
hands-free speaker function and begins to
talk. Everyone else
in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me . Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and
found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000.
Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it
that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and
saw the new models.
I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to
Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000.
They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand­ if it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring
at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks,
"Anyone know whose phone this is?”
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Excellent  Some poor chap is in for a big surprise!!!
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I think I just wet my pants !!!

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Originally posted by SVT_Tactical SVT_Tactical wrote:

Good oneExcellent

What are you laughing about? It was YOUR phone.
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I knew it wasn't my phone!  Even my mom doesn't call me honey... Bucky
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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Originally posted by SVT_Tactical SVT_Tactical wrote:

Good oneExcellent

What are you laughing about? It was YOUR phone.
True but it was also Mrs Beltfed on the other lineWink
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Originally posted by SVT_Tactical SVT_Tactical wrote:

Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Originally posted by SVT_Tactical SVT_Tactical wrote:

Good oneExcellent

What are you laughing about? It was YOUR phone.
True but it was also Mrs Beltfed on the other lineWink
Ok, so your going to buy her a new coat, car, and house. Works for me.
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Lynn You could also get a new coat,car and house with this admission for your alienation of affection lawsuit.
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Originally posted by 3_tens 3_tens wrote:

Lynn You could also get a new coat,car and house with this admission for your alienation of affection lawsuit.
AFFECTION!!!! I said it was Mrs Beltfed, i was just scared to say no!
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Originally posted by SVT_Tactical SVT_Tactical wrote:

Originally posted by 3_tens 3_tens wrote:

Lynn You could also get a new coat,car and house with this admission for your alienation of affection lawsuit.
AFFECTION!!!! I said it was Mrs Beltfed, i was just scared to say no!
To late. It's on the internet. You can't put anything on the internet if it's not true.
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Right,  Did i every tell yall i was a french model tooBig Grin
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Originally posted by SVT_Tactical SVT_Tactical wrote:

Right,  Did i every tell yall i was a french model tooBig Grin
You know, you do sorta resemble one I saw on a commercialRoll on Floor Laughing
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