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100 MILE AN HOUR GOAT
Two rednecks are out hunting, and as
they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground.
They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.

The first hunter says "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the
bottom.. I wonder how deep it is." The second hunter says" I don't
know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it
takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says "There's this old automobile transmission
here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see". So they pick
it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw
it in the hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and
they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around
they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole
and with no hesitation, jumped in head first.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the
hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer
walks up. "Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to
see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says " Funny you should ask, but we were just
standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the
bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst
into this hole here!"

The old farmer said "Why that's impossible, I had him chained to a
transmission!"
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 Oh man, I can't wait to tell that one to the guys at work tomorrow!
 
That was great, Wes!
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That is a great joke!!
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