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Dump the male flight attendants.
No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!

What the hell!! They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?


Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

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I just got back from NY (on a flight) and I must confess, ALL the attendants were hot. Made for an interesting aisle seat vantage point. Gotta love it when they drop something. I know...dirty old man. Big Grin
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lol  Bill was such a wise man.  Reminds me kinda of the movie soul plane
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Air fair is really going up lately, along with everything else.  Say hello to Inflation.
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Was this what you had in mind?
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Originally posted by jonoMT jonoMT wrote:



Was this what you had in mind?
well, the 1 qt airsickness bags will be replaced with 45 gallon trash bags.
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I remember flying in the 60's the stewardesses looked like playboy bunnies, I remember flying in the 90s dammed if it wasnt the same women that had been hot in the 60's. ShockedShockedShocked
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Originally posted by Urimaginaryfrnd Urimaginaryfrnd wrote:

I remember flying in the 60's the stewardesses looked like playboy bunnies, I remember flying in the 90s dammed if it wasnt the same women that had been hot in the 60's. ShockedShockedShocked






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Originally posted by jonoMT jonoMT wrote:



Was this what you had in mind?
  OMG!! can you imagine a 6 hr. flight with her???Puker
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