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 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's
    used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy
    of Guns and Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and
    magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more
ammunition. Back in an hour.

Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the
mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard
to tell from all the blood.

Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside.
 
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 LOVE THAT ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!   I'm tempted to make one similar of those and put it on my door .... and watch the fun .  
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Originally posted by David David wrote:

 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's
    used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy
    of Guns and Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and
    magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more
ammunition. Back in an hour.

Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the
mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard
to tell from all the blood.

Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside.
 
"Cooter"
 
 
 
You could add; "First dogs I ever had that don't bark when folks walk up".
Talk about ensuing panic. Plus sprinkling alittle deer blood around the dog pans.
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.....a few half-digested John Kerry campaign buttons would look good...............
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Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

.....a few half-digested John Kerry campaign buttons would look good...............
 
 
 
Laugh%20Above  Excellant!!!!
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Half digested John Kerry?????....
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They'd not have changed too much then would they?????
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