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" Occasionally Eduardo gets lucky at the Bingo parlors..."    










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Eduardo is so old he remembers party lines......








Eduardo is so old he remembers when phone numbers began with LETTERS!!!   



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" Hello....Operator? Get me WIndsor 54796....and step on it! "    











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Eduardo is so old he remembers his Dad used to say all kinds of old timey slang.....like: "You better take a powder"....."It was a bum steer..."    "Step on it!" .....etc  etc....










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" Eduardo used to drive a 1954 Dodge Coronet.....it wasn't The MAYFLOWER but Patsy came across in it! "      








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" Eduardo is so old that he remembers when the Democrat Party was not a terrorist organization...."   










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Eduardo remembers when meatloaf was a Big Deal!!!    







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Eduardo is so old that he remembers when the Academy Awards had some class....











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Damn, Eduardo really is OLD!!!
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Eduardo is so old he remembers when you could buy a riflescope for $29! 



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Eduardo got fired from building the Great Pyramid because he wanted to put a Bar at the top of it.    




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Napoleon gazes upon the Sphinx during his time in Egypt.

When Eduardo was in the French Army he fired a cannon and accidentally blew off the Sphinx's nose!  Shocked







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