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" Eduardo stowed away on Noah's Ark! " 






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" When Noah and his sons found him they gave him a pitchfork and put him to work cleaning out the hippopotamus pen..." 












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Eduardo was Methuselah's older brother...

Eduardo planted the Tree of Forbidden Fruit... (Eduardo ate the second apple..)

Eduardo lit the fuze to the "Big Bang"...
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Originally posted by Kickboxer Kickboxer wrote:

Eduardo was Methuselah's older brother...

Eduardo planted the Tree of Forbidden Fruit... (Eduardo ate the second apple..)

Eduardo lit the fuze to the "Big Bang"...

Eduardo knows where the "REPLAY" button is.
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" Eduardo is so old he remembers blanket straps on the backs of automobile seats..." 







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Eduardo is so old that he used to drive a 1939 International pickup truck on the farm when he was a kid....green and black, just like this one!  



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Eduardo is so old he knew the first names of all the dinosaurs whose slug he used to drill for....
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" Eduardo is so old that he was named in a Paternity Suit by Cleopatra! " 









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( Ebeneezer al Eduardo leaves Egypt in middle of the night to avoid Royal Subpoena...)  




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In 1666, Eduardo, First Earl of London, was fooling around with a comely maid in a bakery.....


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...she was supposed to make sure the fires were out in the ovens of the bakery where she worked....





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...but, instead they went out and got plastered in a Publick House....






.....the rest is History 


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Eduardo taught the Aztecs how to keep time..... 
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Eduardo had a toll gate on the land bridge between Russia and Alaska.
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Eduardo's troll years.... LOL
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Eduardo used a counterfeit coin to get back and forth from the River Styx! 






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" The coin read:  GREECE 40 B.C......a dead giveaway!  " 





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