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Eduardo was Methuselah's older brother...

Eduardo planted the Tree of Forbidden Fruit... (Eduardo ate the second apple..)

Eduardo lit the fuze to the "Big Bang"...
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Originally posted by Kickboxer Kickboxer wrote:

Eduardo was Methuselah's older brother...

Eduardo planted the Tree of Forbidden Fruit... (Eduardo ate the second apple..)

Eduardo lit the fuze to the "Big Bang"...

Eduardo knows where the "REPLAY" button is.
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Eduardo is so old he knew the first names of all the dinosaurs whose slug he used to drill for....
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In 1666, Eduardo, First Earl of London, was fooling around with a comely maid in a bakery.....


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...but, instead they went out and got plastered in a Publick House....






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This proves conclusively that Eduardo is at least 3,000 years old:
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