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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/27/2010 at 19:48
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Bob went out to play golf on the course he lived on one afternoon after an arguement with his wife, Jill, that he never paid her any attention and only devoted his time to golf.  She told him that she would leave him and sue to get all his possesions including his prized golf clubs just so she could destroy them. Bob got mad and went on his way around the course when he caught up with another solo golfer a few holes from his home.  They joined up and started talking and the stranger told Bob that he was in fact a professional hitman.  Thinking back about what had happened before his outing he deceided he had an out, hire the hitman to take out Jill. As they approached the fairway that had his house on it the Hitman pulled a rifle from his golf bag that had been hidden under a headcover.  Looking through the scope he saw that Jill was not alone and in fact had a male visitor and they were in front of the upstairs bedroom window naked. The hitman gave Bob the scope to look through and he was outraged. Bobs neighbor, George was screwing his wife.  Bob asked the hitman how much to shoot them both but didn't want to kill his neighbor only make him suffer.  He asked if he could shoot his wife in her nagging mouth and George in his privates so he could screw anyone else's wife.  He replied that everytime he pulled the trigger it was $5,000.00.  Done Bob said quickly.  The hitman took aim and paused, Bob wondering why said whats the problem. The hitman responded,  "one more moment and i can do both with one shot"Bucky
Old but still funny

Edited by SVT_Tactical - January/27/2010 at 19:50
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/27/2010 at 23:23
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That's classic!  lol :)
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