| budperm wrote:|
leave it to a old grumpy LEO to prosecute a 2.5 year old....
It's up to you grandpa to teach him proper fart etiquette. You can either claim it or blame it if it was your own, but you can't take responsibility for someone else work. Examples of blame it: Ted, Lynn, Bud, G, and Brando are sitting around the deer camp. Brando cuts a SBD tree killer. G smells it and demands to know WHO CUT THAT. It is OK for Brando to point to Ted, or the dog, or look at G and say "smeller's the feller". Examples of claim it: Same group. Everybody is sitting around the camp fire and Lynn cuts an ear shattering, earth shaking, nose burner. Ted demands to know, "WHO FIRED THAT SHOT?". It is OK for Lynn to admit, "I fard it". If Bud cuts a paint peeling SBD wind breaker and G demands to know, "who let one?". It is just fine for Bud to say, "yeah, that was mine, oh and by the way, your bunking with me tonight".
The ONLY time you can take credit for someone elses work is when it's your girl friend and she's sitting next to you (everyone knows girls don't fart). And if your thinking, "what about my wife", she's your wife, she's on her own. That's what she gets for marrying you