Thank You, gentlemen.
Chris, to answer your question from the other threads, no I do not have any grey hairs. As a matter of fact, it seems my hair has adopted a two party system with the following ideological differences: half decided to migrate down so that I have an even closer resemblance to a gorilla, and the other half decided to simply fall out without turning gray first. I seem to have skipped the whole grey hair thing completely.
Dogger, the pistol, when I find it, will be a late birthday present.