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You know haw hard it is for a youngster to keep still.

        Grandfather and Grandson went hunting together for
       the first time.

       The Grandfather said, "Stay here and be very QUIET.
       I'll be across the field."

       Several minutes later, the Grandfather heard a
       bloodcurdling scream and ran back to his Grandson.
       "What's wrong?" the grandfather asked. "I told you to
       be quiet."

       The grandson answered, "Look, I was quiet when the
       snake slithered across my feet..I was quiet when the
       bear breathed down my neck...I didn't move a muscle
       when the skunk climbed over my shoulder...I closed my
       eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me... I
       didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat... I didn't
       cuss or scratch when the poison oak started
       itching... But when the two chipmunks crawled up my
       pant legs and said, 'Should we eat them here or take
       them with us?' Well, I guess I just panicked!"


Have a nice day.

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