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Grandma's boyfriend

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.

Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,

'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'

Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend.

I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long.

The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh

... I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.

She started
adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.

Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister.

The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?'

The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.'

The minister fainted.

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Oh Geez...should have seen that one coming. LOL.
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Originally posted by Kickboxer Kickboxer wrote:

I don't get it...
Dan.... dan..............
 
 
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A Methodist and a Baptist preacher would meet at the local coffee shop every Monday morning to discuss how their Sunday services went, and to discuss different sermons. The Methodist preacher always drove his car to the shop, and the Baptist preacher would ride his bike.
One Monday after the Methodist preacher had arrived at the coffee shop, he noticed that the Baptist preacher was walking up the street to the shop. When he arrived at the shop, the Methodist preacher asked, " what happened to your bike"? The Baptist preacher said that his bike had been stolen and he thought it was a member of the congragation that had it.
The Methodist preacher thought for a second and then said, here is what you do; give a sermon on The Ten Commandments. When you get to the Commandment on Thou shalt not steal, you hit that one real hard. I garantee you will get your bike back.
The next Monday the Methodist preacher was in the coffee shop, when he sees the Baptist preacher ride up on his bike.
"I see my sermon worked" said the Methodit preacher.
"It sure did said the Baptist preacher". When I got to the Commandment on "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife", I remembered where I left my bike
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eeeeeeeeek.... I've known a couple of preachers that had that problem.

Edited by scooter65 - January/07/2011 at 06:56
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