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A small zoo in Arkansas obtained a very rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of ed, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the turtle cages. ED, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. ED was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?

ED showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:

"First", ED said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

"Second", he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Third", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Fourth", ED said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.

"And last,"ED said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00."
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/10/2009 at 18:17
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I said No Ed, you can't barrow $500 till payday. 
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