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George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
 
 Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
 
 Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
 
 Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
 
 When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.
 
 The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
 
       
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Now thats good!!
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Thats a good one!
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So very true. 
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LOL I like
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: April/23/2010 at 17:46
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