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A golfer is in a       competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes.       "Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt," the golfer mumbles       to himself. Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers,       "Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex       life?"


Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer       also feels that maybe this is a good omen so he says, "Sure,"       and sinks the putt.


Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gee, I sure would       like to get an eagle on this one." The same stranger is at his side       again and whispers, "Would it be worth giving up another fourth of       your sex life?" Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay." And       he makes an eagle.


On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win. Without waiting       for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to his side and says,       "Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex       life?" "Definitely," the golfer replies, and he makes the       eagle.


As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks alongside       him and says, "I haven't really been fair with you because you don't       know who I am. I'm the Devil, and from this day forward you will have no       sex life."



"Nice to meet you," the       golfer replies, "I'm Father O'Malley."


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Wonder if his alter boys breath easier now.
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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Wonder if his alter boys breath easier now.



Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Wonder if his alter boys breath easier now.

Very likely.

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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Wonder if his alter boys breath easier now.
Ask Bud, he's the only over 40 year old I know that is still an alter boy.
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Scoot you can't seem to get anything right lately!!!  A rather severe case of Tim Allenitis!
I told you there was no way I was converting from Southern Baptist to Catholicism just so you could fulfill your fantasy!  I was a Choir boy....Not a alterboy! Cool
 
Choir boys can always hit the high note! Wink
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Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Scoot you can't seem to get anything right lately!!!  A rather severe case of Tim Allenitis!
I told you there was no way I was converting from Southern Baptist to Catholicism just so you could fulfill your fantasy!  I was a Choir boy....Not a alterboy! Cool
 
Choir boys can always hit the high note! Wink
I can't keep all this straight.. choir boy, alter boy.....  I just knew this story would bring a tear to your eye.


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Originally posted by bugsNbows bugsNbows wrote:

Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Wonder if his alter boys breath easier now.



Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Your just mad because I posted it first.Clown
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