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    Posted: March/25/2009 at 11:13
It was the 1st day of school in the USA for Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian who was entering the 4th grade.
 
The Teacher said, "let's begin by reviewing some American History.
 
Who said:  'Give me liberty or Give me death'?"
 
The Teacher looked out over the classroom and saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandrasekhar who had his hand up.
 
Patrick Henry 1775 he answered.
 
'Very good!'
 
Who said 'Government of the People, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the Earth?'
 
Again, blank faces except for Chandrasekhar.
 
Abraham Lincoln 1863 he said.
 
The Teacher turned to the class and scolded them, you should be ashamed of yourselves!  Chandrasekhar is new here and knows more than you do!
 
A loud whisper came from the back of the classroom,  "Fu&K the Idians!"
 
'Who said that?' demanded the Teacher.
 
Chandrasekhar again put his hand up and answered, 'General Custer, 1862'
 
At this point a student in the back said, 'I am gonna puke.'
 
The teacher glares at the back of the class and says, 'Alright who said that?'
 
Chandrasekhar answers, 'George bush to japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'
 
The students have had enough and one yells, 'Oh Yeah, well suck this'.
 
Chandrasekhar jumps up and says, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'
 
The students are about ready to riot and someone says, 'you little sh*t, if you say one more thing, I'll kill you!'
 
Chandrasekhar frantically yells, 'Michael Jackson to child witnesses testifying against him!' 2004
 
At this point he Teacher fainted dead on the floor. As the students gather around the fallen Teacher someone quietly said, 'oh sh*t, now we're really screwed!"
 
And Chandrasekhar quietly answered, 'I think it was the American people, November 4th, 2008.'


Edited by budperm - March/25/2009 at 15:48
"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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That's a classic there....... So many legal immigrants come here with visions of what this country used to be. It's a sad shame. Thanks.
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