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A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, ''Where did you get that turkey?'' The boy replied, 'What turkey?"
The game warden said, ''That turkey you're carrying under your arm.''
 
The boy look down and said, ''Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted
under my arm!''
 
The game warden said, ''Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so what ever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?''
 
The little boy said, ''I guess I'll just kiss his ass...and let him go!''
 
 
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Reminds me of the Duck Hunter and the Game Warden. You know that one Bigdaddy ?

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Not sure of the duck.

 

 I liked the one where the game warden walked up to an illegal fisherman.

 

The warden said son your not suppose to be fishing here.

 He said Iím not fishing these are my pet fish.

 Pet fish said the warden.

Yeah pet fish I was taking them out for a swim.

A swim huh????

Yup a swim.

Show me then

Okay Iíll let the fish go in the lake and they will swim and play and return and off we will go.

Warden said okay show me.

The man lets the fish go in the lake and wait for about 30 minutes.

The warden say okay call the fish back.

 

Man say what fish you talking about

 

 

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I like that one too.

OK The game warden finds a duck hunter and he asks him does he have his ga duck liscense, the fella pulls out his wallet and produces a ga duck license.

The warden then takes one of the ducks and sticks his finger in the ducks posterior, then licks his finger and asks the fella if he has an alabama duck license, as this is an alabama duck.

The fella produces an alabama duck license.

The warden the takes another duck and does the same thing, this time it's an arkansas duck.

The fella produces an arkansas duck license.

then there's a florida duck.

A florida duck license.

after all of the ducks and their respective licenses, The warden asks where are you from son.

The fella drops his pants bends over and says

You're the expert so you tell me.  

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   Don't be poking fun at gamewardens like that......

 

 

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