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                 ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your
            memory at all?

                 WITNESS: Yes.

                 ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

                 WITNESS: I forget.

                 ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of
            something you forgot?

                 ____________ _________ _________ _________ ____

                 ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person
            dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

                 WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

                 ____________ _________ ____ ___________

                 ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year- old, how old
            is he?

                 WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.

                 ____________ _________ _________ _________ ____

                 ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

                 WITNESS: Are you sh*tting me?

                 ____________ _________ _________ _________ __


                 ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was
            August 8th?

                 WITNESS: Yes.

                 ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

                 WITNESS: Getting laid

                 ____________ _________ _________ _________ _____

                 ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

                 WITNESS: Yes.

                 ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

                 WITNESS: None.

                 ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

                 W ITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different
            attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

                 ____________ _________ _________ _________ _____

                 ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

                 WITNESS: By death.

                 ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminat
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: November/23/2009 at 19:34
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The county DA lives next door. He resembles these statements very accurately. Roll on Floor Laughing
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: November/26/2009 at 10:05
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Unfortunately it fits too many. Not to insult any attorney on here but, why do we have so many of these experiences?
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