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WHATEVER HITS THE FAN WILL
NOT BE DISTRIBUTED EVENLY.

 

I have kleptomania,
but when it gets bad,
I take something for it.

 

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Except that one where you're naked in church.

 

Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.

 

Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.

 

Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French
and
It's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss
and
It's all organized by the Italians.

 

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

 


What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
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Laugh Above
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Those were great!
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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"



I love it!
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I like cats too.
Let's exchange recipes.


I'm in!!!Roll on Floor Laughing
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 a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"
 
I passed Herman in LA last week, on the way to meet Looney and squeezer.
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lol.
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