|The Human head was pefectly preserved and a slice of lemon added for freshness!
||WOW; one use a ALL trace of human blood was gone! DA couldn't prove A THING! A+
||The baby seal steaks were DELICIOUS as was the dolphin meat. Wine suggestion?|
HOLY CRAP!as promised, weapons-grade uranium,discreetly packaged and labeled! A+
EVEN BETTER THIS TIME, didn't complain when offered human toe as appetizer. A+++
Discreetly packaged, well-sealed explosives; gaurds didn't expect a thing!!!A+++
SUPER FAST! but forgot the airholes; poor thing was barely breathing when opened
BEST SELLER ON EBAY! In fact, this experience made me want to put down my gun.A+
Simply the GREATEST OBJECT I've ever recieved. Will burn all my other possesions
A+I always wanted a gravity enhancer, I now tip the scales at a whopping 634lbs!
GREAT! As promised, just 3 drops in her drink and she was mine for the night A+
What the..? What THE HELL is this stuff? How the HELL do you get it off? HELP!!
LOVE the bar of soap—being from France, I may need to buy another in a year or 2
A+SELLER—if I could grind him to a fine powder—I'd snort him—yep he's THAT good!
$$ recieved via PAYPAL this A.M.—Told Johnny the hit IS ON—Will provide photos.
great seller—believes ANYTHING you tell him—accepts Monopoly money
Item arrive via PRIVATE Chartered JET! Shipping was $134,000.00!!!!!!!
||As Promised—painless, clean, and photos to prove the hit was done right AA+++|
Makes you wish EBay had not deleted his other stuff --VERY FUNNY!!!
Edited by Urimaginaryfrnd - October/27/2008 at 01:07