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Bigdaddy0381
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Posted: January/25/2008 at 09:39 |
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a
> truck and dies. > > His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. > > "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there > is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, > so we're not sure what to do with you." > > "No problem, just let me in," says the man. > > "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is > have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose > where to spend eternity." > > "Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the senator. > > "I'm sorry, but we have our rules." > > And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, > down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a > green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of > it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. > > Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, Shake > his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting Rich > at the expense of the people. > > They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and > champagne. > > Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a > good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that > before he realizes it, it is time to go. > > Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises... > > The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. > Peter is waiting for him. > > "Now it's time to visit heaven." > > So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls > moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good > time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter > returns. > > "Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose > your eternity." > > The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would Never > have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I > would be better off in hell." > > So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to > hell. > > Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land > covered with waste and garbage. > > He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting > it in black bags as more trash falls from above. > > The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. "I don't > understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a > golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, > and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a > wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?" > > The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning. Today you voted." |
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Oh njust Damn!!!!!!!! LOL that is just too true.
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Ed Connelly
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that was a goody.
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