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    Posted: January/20/2008 at 06:34
WINTER BLONDE

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.



The trucker lowers the window, and she says 'Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.' 

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.


Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, 'Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!'

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. 

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. 


All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says 'Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!'

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.

When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.

He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says... 
 
'Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Minnesota and I'm driving the
                      SALT TRUCK!'

 

 

 

 



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 Good one!

Reminds me of the blonde who took her Father's advice to follow the snow plow if she ever got caught driving in a blizzard.  So she followed one around the Wal-Mart parking lot for over three hours...

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Before sex --how does a blonde turn out the lights  ??

 
she closes the car door
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That's a classic there. Blondes everywhere are wondering what is the punchline.
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How do you know a blonde was at your computer ?------by the white out on the screen...
 
What do you call a brunette seated between 2 blondes?------an interpreter
 
What did the blonde say after a night of lovemaking ??   ------- are you all on the same
team ?
 
 
 
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Why does a blond need a retractable car roof? So she has enough leg room.
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Two blondeds was walking walking thru the woods and got seperated from each other.One heard the other holler so she started walking that way . When they finally met up there was a river between them .So there they are starring at each other across the river.One hollers at the other"How do i get to the other side."Other blonde screams back,"you are on the other side."
 
 
 
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I was thinking of another ending to that joke.
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Did you hear about the blonde that got fired from the M&M's plant?
 
 
 
She kept throwing away all the W's
 
 
How many blondes dose it take to screw in a light bulb?
 
None they screw in cars
 
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Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

How many blondes dose it take to screw in a light bulb?
 
None they screw in cars. 
 
Actually, it only takes two. The real question is, How did they get in there?
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