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Bigdaddy0381
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The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that
his zipper was down and his fly area was wide open. His assistant walked up to him and asked, This morning when you left the house, did you close your garage door? The boss told her that he new he'd closed it, and walked into his office puzzled by the question. As he finished his paper work, he suddenly noticed his fly was open,and zipped it up.Then he under stood his assistant's question about his 'Garage Door'. So he headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask,'When my garage door was,did you see my Hummer parked in there?' She just smiled and said, 'No I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires.' |
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cyborg
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OH MY!!!!!!! Poor Fella. LMAO
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pyro6999
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rflmao!! thats great
Edited by pyro6999 - January/08/2008 at 10:10 |
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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead" 343 we will never forget God Bless Chris Ledoux "good ride cowboy" |
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Chris Farris II
TEAM SWFA - Admin MODERATOR Joined: August/13/2007 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 3196 |
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BD You should try stand up! I will be in the audience. ROFLMAO
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One day your life will flash before your eyes; Make sure it's worth watching.
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sigsmoker
Optics GrassHopper Joined: November/07/2007 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 39 |
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A friend of mine just got off the phone with me, telling me how stupid some of these commercials are on TV.
Said he just saw one for disposable douche.
Then he asked me ... Why in the world would anyone want to keep it anyways?
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Skunk
Optics Journeyman Joined: November/05/2007 Location: France Status: Offline Points: 323 |
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Big Daddy Was this a personall experience?
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Let me give you my two scents worth
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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Skunk,
C'mon now you know that was below the belt.but to answer your question NO I can drive a 9inch railroad spike in with mine thanks you.....
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pyro6999
Optics Retard OT TITAN Joined: December/22/2006 Location: North Dakota Status: Offline Points: 22034 |
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im comfortable with my lack of, anything after 3 inches is a waste anyway dont you guys watch talk sex with sue johannson on sunday nights? no nerves after the first three inches anyway
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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead" 343 we will never forget God Bless Chris Ledoux "good ride cowboy" |
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Skunk
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Hence the reasoning behind the name BigDaddy, Lack of self confidence?Just end the misery while you are still somewhat ahead.
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Let me give you my two scents worth
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Chris Farris II
TEAM SWFA - Admin MODERATOR Joined: August/13/2007 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 3196 |
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Lol Yeah Pyro I have watched that show once or twice.
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pyro6999
Optics Retard OT TITAN Joined: December/22/2006 Location: North Dakota Status: Offline Points: 22034 |
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isnt it funny that old lady talking about anal beads and such, i chuckle!!
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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead" 343 we will never forget God Bless Chris Ledoux "good ride cowboy" |
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Chris Farris II
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You know what they say with age comes wisdom...
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One day your life will flash before your eyes; Make sure it's worth watching.
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cyborg
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Skunk You trolling around again?
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
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pyro6999
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yeah but at that point in time what good is it if you throw out a hip, or blow a tire on your wheel chair or lose a tennis ball off your walker??
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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead" 343 we will never forget God Bless Chris Ledoux "good ride cowboy" |
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cyborg
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You just know the grandchildren are like TMI GRANNY TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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Chris Farris II
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Lol no kidding could explain why does a tv show and not live lessons.!
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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Yeah you got me on that one.but hey if your ever around swing by I got something to show you.
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pyro6999
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acetone injection to the lungs
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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead" 343 we will never forget God Bless Chris Ledoux "good ride cowboy" |
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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How do you know this your at the rip age of 19 I bet you still giggle like you just seen your big sister naked when you see a picture of a naked women...
Sorry bro Im in a rare mood today
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Skunk
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Do you have a couple more old rusted out vans out back to?
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Let me give you my two scents worth
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