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    Posted: December/07/2007 at 13:00
To all you old law dogs now just lyin' in the shade, current pistoleros and
other fervent Second Amendment believers: I would rather be your friend,
but if you are not interested in that, I am prepared to be a capable and
efficient enemy.  This is the law: The purpose of fighting is to win. There
is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the
shield, and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the
brain. All else is supplemental. As a wise man once said:

1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll
just kill you.

2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

3. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

4. America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the
Mall.

5. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away. (so shoot first then
call 911)

6. A reporter did a human interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The
reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked
him "Why do you carry a 45?". The Ranger responded with, "Because they
don't make a .46."

7. An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.

8. An old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on
his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."

9. Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it.

10. A "soccer mom" once asked me if I had a gun in the house to which I
replied I in fact did. She said, "Well, I certainly hope it isn't loaded!"
To which I said, "Of course it's loaded."  She then asked, "Are
you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?" My reply was, "No,
not at all.  I'm not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have
fire extinguishers around, and they're all loaded."
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote cheaptrick Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December/07/2007 at 14:15
8. An old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on
his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
 
Amen and amen!! 
Use a pistol just to shoot your way to your rifle.
 
Good stuff, thanks Chris.
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thes are awsome
 
1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll
just kill you.

2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

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That gave me a smile....

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3. "I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy."    Can there be any better Logic than that?  I don't understand the mindset of the liberals.
"Don't argue with a fool! From a distance you can't really tell who's who!"
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Duce Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/28/2008 at 05:57
Good post Chris
 
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Remember that  #1  the next time you young fellers screw with old Merc .....  LOL
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Amen!
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Originally posted by Dogger Dogger wrote:

Amen!
 
 
Originally posted by mercenary1947 mercenary1947 wrote:

Remember that  #1  the next time you young fellers screw with old Merc .....  LOL
 
 
 
HAHAHA I guess I need to watch my back he might run over me.. J/K
 


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How did Fred park that thing in there?
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Merc we just might have to take a trip to Georgia to talk to BD!
 
That boy is getting a might uppity!
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" I thought we shoot hees ass when he come down the falls!! Hector and Luis and me were shooting our guns with thee bullets and we thought we see thees gringo die in the big water---but we must have meesed heem....we will get him later, that damn little gringo! "
 
 
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You boys into the tequila before shooting???  Didn't even come close!
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