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Chris Farris
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Posted: December/07/2007 at 13:00 |
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To all you old law dogs now just lyin' in the shade, current pistoleros and
other fervent Second Amendment believers: I would rather be your friend, but if you are not interested in that, I am prepared to be a capable and efficient enemy. This is the law: The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental. As a wise man once said: 1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. 2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck. 3. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy. 4. Mall. 5. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away. (so shoot first then call 911) 6. A reporter did a human interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him "Why do you carry a 45?". The Ranger responded with, "Because they don't make a .46." 7. An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity. 8. An old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle." 9. Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it. 10. A "soccer mom" once asked me if I had a gun in the house to which I replied I in fact did. She said, "Well, I certainly hope it isn't loaded!" To which I said, "Of course it's loaded." She then asked, "Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?" My reply was, "No, not at all. I'm not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they're all loaded." |
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cheaptrick
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8. An old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on
his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle." Amen and amen!!
Use a pistol just to shoot your way to your rifle.
Good stuff, thanks Chris.
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If at first you don't secede...try..try again.
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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thes are awsome
1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll
just kill you. 2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck. |
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Focus
Optics Master Conquistador!! Joined: June/05/2007 Location: Maine Status: Offline Points: 1006 |
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That gave me a smile....
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I Can See Clearly Now......<><
If Accurate rifles Are Interesting.....I've Got Some Savages That Are Getting Mighty Interesting...... |
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Steelbenz
Optics Jedi Knight ROLL TIDE ROLL Joined: January/03/2006 Location: Heart of Dixie Status: Offline Points: 5153 |
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3. "I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy." Can there be any better Logic than that? I don't understand the mindset of the liberals. |
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"Don't argue with a fool! From a distance you can't really tell who's who!"
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Duce
Optics Master Joined: September/19/2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1231 |
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Good post Chris
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mercenary1947
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Remember that #1 the next time you young fellers screw with old Merc ..... LOL
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One Shot One Kill .... *S.O.F * Head Shots Only
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Dogger
Optics Jedi Master Joined: January/02/2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Status: Online Points: 8915 |
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Amen!
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God save the Empire!
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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HAHAHA I guess I need to watch my back he might run over me.. J/K
Edited by Bigdaddy0381 - August/29/2008 at 11:35 |
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
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cyborg
Optics God Gaseous Clay Joined: August/24/2007 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 12288 |
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How did Fred park that thing in there?
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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Dogger
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Merc we just might have to take a trip to Georgia to talk to BD!
That boy is getting a might uppity!
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God save the Empire!
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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" I thought we shoot hees ass when he come down the falls!! Hector and Luis and me were shooting our guns with thee bullets and we thought we see thees gringo die in the big water---but we must have meesed heem....we will get him later, that damn little gringo! "
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Dogger
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You boys into the tequila before shooting??? Didn't even come close!
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God save the Empire!
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