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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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Posted: November/05/2007 at 09:34 |
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all
>>> working together one day. >>> >>> They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. >>> >>> "I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total," >>> says the Genie. >>> >>> The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the >>> land to be forever fertile in Canada." >>> >>> POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, >>> the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. >>> >>> Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, >>> Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can >>> come in our precious land." >>> >>> POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall >>> around those countries. >>> >>> The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this >>> wall." >>> >>> The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick >>> and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's >>> virtually impenetrable." >>> >>> The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it with >>> water." |
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Dale Clifford
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oh thats cold!!
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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yup cool huh |
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Big Squeeze
Optics Master Extraordinaire GOOGLE NINJA Joined: August/30/2007 Location: Anaheim, Calif. Status: Offline Points: 3143 |
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Smart Texan!!!!! Can we throw a few liberal dems into the water too????????????
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tahqua
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