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    Posted: October/03/2007 at 12:15

Here it was the opening day of rifle season in the great state of Georgia. It was cold for the given time of year, and the bucks were chasin the does, PERFECT right ?

Not quite so. I'll explain.

My huntin buddies God love em, someone has to I suppose, decided that we should go and eat out, and then head on down to cowboy bills in Milledgeville, for the customary nightcap.

 

After much protest and quite a bit of convincing I reluctantly agreed to eat at this Mexican restaurant, as Mexican and me just don't get along to well. (GAS) They assured me I could get a burger and be OK.

 

Yep I ordered the burger, what I got was Tortacochanga meat between 2 buns atleast it had cheese (American) as requested.

Yeah I ate it, I was gonna have to pay for it right, Might as well eat it.

 

Off to the bar, I had 3 draft beers, Not quite sure but they reminded me of the Red White & Blue beer I used to sneak from my Dad when I was a kid. Good sense shoulda kicked in right there, but the taste brought back found memories of youth, so I had a couple more.

 

It's 2:30 am just getting into bed, alarm set for 5:00 am, I close my eyes and the alarm goes off, What ?

Understand there's 6 of us and 1 toilet, mexican dinner, beer, not much sleep if you add these things up they equal a line at the crapper.

 

So I skipped the morning constitutional, hoping that i would get a kill early before everything kicked in.

 

Well about daybreak I,m hearin critters sneakin around in the thicket b'neath the home-made wooden ladder stand, I'm straining my eyeballs trying to see down in the thickstuff, I can't see anything when all of a sudden, the Mexican / cheap beer recipe starts to goin to work.

I'm sittin on this green pickle bucket that my buddies wife (waffle house waitress) got for me, I sure do love that woman, she's as sweet as they get, course I don't have ta live with her.

But I figure that I can ease it out, If I have an accident I'll just have ta marinade for a little while.

you remember the desks in school that you could play the drums on, loud Huh ? Great accoustics. Well the same can be said of the pickle bucket. BRRRRAAAAPPPPLLLLLMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWFFFFFFFFFBBBRRAAAPP PPPPP.

 

Previously it had been virtually silent cept for the critters stirrin round neath me, Next thing i know White Flags In every coceivable direction, all sorts of blowing and snortin, then only silence, and a terrible odor. Whilst i sat there still holdin my guts, pondering results and lamenting the prior evenings events, I heard gun shots,

 

You guessed it 3 of my buddies shot deer, They were all running shots. Imagine that. one of my Buddies Tim who was only 125 yrds from me said he had heard the strangest buck grunt, just before one of the deer came running in on him.      

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Originally posted by cyborg cyborg wrote:

Previously it had been virtually silent cept for the critters stirrin round neath me, Next thing i know White Flags In every coceivable direction, all sorts of blowing and snortin, then only silence, and a terrible odor. Whilst i sat there still holdin my guts, pondering results and lamenting the prior evenings events, I heard gun shots,

 

   

 

I can't quite laughing...........

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Marge !!! youve changed your avatar again ?

i'm glad you found that story funny, I still just shake my head when I think about it, I figured it might get a laugh or two, God knows my hunting buddies never let it rest.

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I'm still kinda partial to Mike and the Armadillo, I needed a good laugh today, so i read it again.
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More info needed. Type/brand of wiping materiel? Wiping technique? Number of wipes? What happened to the green pickle bucket after the event?
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A sock, From taint to tailbone, quite a few, and never used again. Anyone want a slightly used green bucket ?
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I didn't catch this one before..................hilarious!
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Funny story, cyborg, complete with sound effects! 
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Thanks Guys, I enjoy tellin it alot more than living it, that was a rough day.
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Really funny!  That's exactly why some people used to refer to chamber pots as "Thunder jugs"!
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Originally posted by Longhunter Longhunter wrote:

Really funny!  That's exactly why some people used to refer to chamber pots as "Thunder jugs"!

Thunder Jugs !!! OH MY GOD That's hilarious.

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LMMFAO I just this damn thats funny Sh!t literally  HA HA HA Roll on Floor Laughing
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I thought this thread had been locked and hidden away.
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Nope it's still here. Yeah seems a few of the posts were lost though.
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Somehow I came across this...
In a way I found it to be of uterly disgusting and the other half hilarious.
 
 
Maybe that will teach you a lesson about mixing mexican food and cheap beer.
 
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you must not be from Texas! Mexican food and beer are our favorite!
 
funny story! 
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Originally posted by Summer@SWFA Summer@SWFA wrote:

Somehow I came across this...
In a way I found it to be of uterly disgusting and the other half hilarious.
 
 
Maybe that will teach you a lesson about mixing mexican food and cheap beer.
 
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