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Urimaginaryfrnd
MODERATOR Resident Redneck Joined: June/20/2005 Location: Iowa Status: Offline Points: 14964 |
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Posted: August/18/2007 at 17:13 |
Take one piece of vaccum cleaner pipe and attach a handle. Load bottle rockets from behind like an old bazooka. Now the theory was sound all the way up until the time I put the extra bottle rockets in my shirt pocket loaded a lit one into the tube my son was aiming. Needless to say I did not expect him to change his point of aim after the lit bottle rocket was loaded and just a little shift to the right --- and ----you got it --- the back end of the contraption was perfectly aimed at my pocket as the bottle rocket started to throw sparks everywhere and that hand full of bottle rockets in the shirt pocket got lit. I'm tugging at the shirt as the bottle rockets are going everywhere - EVERYWHERE !!! as in through the shirt down toward my feet, everywhere. One nasty burn to the chest and several family members laughing hysterically!!!! |
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cheaptrick
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Very funny.
You Iowans are strange.......... |
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Urimaginaryfrnd
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I'm just a misplaced Texan.
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"Always do the right thing, just because it is the right thing to do". Bobby Paul Doherty Texas Ranger |
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cyborg
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I've done it with roman candles, we were all drunk, that was probably the first indication that things weren't gonna work out too well. Then there's the "HEY YA"LL WATCH THIS" redneck aspect of it to boot. Seems anytime I've said that, things generaly went south real fast. Anyways I wound up buying stock in Aloe vera, shaving my head and what was left of my beard. Gosh it was fun !!! I've been saving up for this New Years Eve, I think I know what went wrong, well actually I have a theory, I'm not gonna say "HEY WATCH THIS" |
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RifleDude
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Yes... drinking + someone saying "Hey y'all watch this!" = bad sh!* imminent!
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Ted
Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. |
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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once apone a time i took 1/2 inch emt pipe and jab one side in the Ga red clay to stop up one end.The light the bottle rocket drop it in the OPEN end and you can hit cats,dogs and small slow kidds from about 20 yards out. GOOD TIMES |
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Ecclesiastes 10:2 |
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cyborg
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That sums it up nice and tidy. |
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cheaptrick
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Some of the most painful and embarrasing times of my life started with... "Here, hold my beer!!"
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If at first you don't secede...try..try again.
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cyborg
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It's all relative, and I can relate. |
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RifleDude
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Hey, cyborg, your new avatar is hilarious! Reminds me of that Chris Farley Chippendales dancer tryout skit from Saturday Night Live.
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Ted
Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. |
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tahqua
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Good call Ted, I was wondering what that reminded me of. There is no way something like that should be wearing a banana hammock. Wrong, wrong.........wrong!
Doug |
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cyborg
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Fat man ina tight blue thong, Fat man ina tight blue thong, I found it here on the OT and I couldn't resist. It's so disturbing that it's funny. |
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An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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Here, hold my beer!!"
If you didn’t get someone to hold you beer you can be arrested here in Ga for that. It’s called alcohol abuse. |
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
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RifleDude
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Speaking of which...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRTMi_cUH_M
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Ted
Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. |
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cyborg
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Man, I wish he was still around, funny guy, John Candy too.
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
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