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    Posted: June/20/2007 at 15:14

 young guy from Wisconsin moves to Texas and goes to a big
"everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"The kid says
"Yeah. I was a salesman back in Wisconsin."

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow.
I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After
the store was locked up, the boss came down.

"How many customers bought something from you today?

The kid says "one".

The boss says "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30
customers a day. How much was the sale for? "The kid says "$101,237.65".

The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"

The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him
a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him
A new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he
said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so
we went down to the boat department and I sold him a Twin engine Chris
Craft.

Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I
took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4
Expedition."The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and
you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK? "The kid said "No, the guy came in
here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's
shot, you should go fishing."

 

THATS GREAT



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Good one, Daddy!!

 

Yeah, I went to a high end gunshop to buy cleaning patches one Friday.

Walked out with a brand new Sako M75 SS and a 3.5-10 silver Conquest on it.

Forgot to get the cleaning patches......

 

Wooowee!!.......The Warden liked to never got over that one.

  

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   I bet so. For some reason a women can go and by 200 worth of new close and we are okay with it but if we get a gun all hell brakes loose.well at my house anyways.(always for get to mention it)

 

I sent that to my wife and she said that i'm not to go shopping anymore that a bad seed has been planted.(yes)

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Its a good thing that my fiance loves to go shooting with me.  Even better the fact that she doesn't mind me spending my money on things I like to do, just as long as the bills are paid and the family's fed.
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She is a "fiance" not a wife you not going to beleve the difference

 

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Originally posted by Duce Duce wrote:

She is a "fiance" not a wife you not going to beleve the difference

 

Duce

 

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

 

AMEN & AMEN, Brother Duce!!!!!! 

It's a whole other rodeo after the wedding. 



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I hope that boat is a  "live aboard" .

Great story!
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i dont know if i am just meeting the right people or what, but it seems to me that the guys who have huge gun collections are either single or divorced, sometimes i wonder how many guns i would own if i never would have got married

 

cheap: the "sarge" tore me a new one after deer season a few years ago, i was going to go home and on the way i stopped at  the shop where i buy all of my guns and he had a beautiful m77 compact in a 7-08, and i thought thats perfect for the wife big enough to take a deer and small enough for her to shoot comfortably, so i had the guy put a 3x9 buckmaster on it and bought a butler creek sling and brought it home, the sarge was pissed why the hell did you buy another gun? i said so i could take you hunting with me, and then she said something i didnt think i would ever hear from her, i dont think i will have time, cause she usually wants to spend as much time as she can with me, so i took that as a learning experience and when i bought my new truck a few years ago i made damn sure it had leather seats in it cause she hates leather.

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Quote She is a "fiance" not a wife you not going to beleve the difference

 

LMAO, we'll see fellas.  Not everyone's alike. 

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I use the old "migraine" gag.. If ya dont want a shot from me, Im goin shootin.!!!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Duce Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: June/23/2007 at 16:04

You probably not heard those famous words that chill any man

"You ought to know"

This apply to all mind reading that married men all flunk badly.

I tried several replys with no luck then finally gave up and told her

"Honey I can`t look at you ass and read your mind"

 seem to help a little to get her to tell me before I am in too deep trouble.

 

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Duce,  GET  R  DUN
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Originally posted by pyro6999 pyro6999 wrote:

...so i took that as a learning experience and when i bought my new truck a few years ago i made damn sure it had leather seats in it cause she hates leather.

 

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I've about given up on my other 1/2. Wev'e moved onto hallway sex. You know.....when ya pass each other in the hallway and say,"F___ you."

Time to move on to wife #2.

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