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Son of Ed
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Posted: May/02/2022 at 07:35 |
Anybody know any Stupid Stories?
I have one: Several years ago I was talking to a pair of brothers and one brother says to the other one: "Remember the time we went swimming in that lake and it had mud on the bottom?" |
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"Nobody else has a funny stupid story?" |
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My entire life fits that narrative….
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Okay, it didn't happen to me, but a friend of mine told me a TRUE story that his friend experienced on opening day at Churchill Downs.
There was a horse named "My Face" running in one of the races on opening day, and the gentleman was there to watch the race. Apparently there was a rather attractive woman that was standing next to him, who had bet (or not) on this horse. As the horses were coming down the stretch, the woman started shouting. "Come on, My Face. Come on, My Face. COME ON, MY FACE! COME ON MY FACE!". The gentleman, a little red faced, just stepped away from her and looked away. He never said if My Face won, or if they got a room. |
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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"We may have to wrack our brains to top that one..." |
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