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Son of Ed
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When in doubt, or when you are pacing the room, roll TWO cigarettes..... |
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Son of Ed
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One time I had a plastic cigarette box to hold my rolled cigarettes in when I was going to be out on the road all day. I stopped for gas in Tucumcari, New Mexico and filled up my truck. I put my cigarette container on the rear bumper so they wouldn't fall out of my pocket while I was bending over.
I hung up the gas pump and then drove away. Suddenly I remembered my cigarettes! I stopped the truck and pulled over. I hurried down Route 66 and looked around. I found them! Someone had run over them and they were flat as a fritter. I had to buy a new cigarette case later. |
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BeltFed
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Sure it was cigarettes you were rolling?
Afternoon gents Just got back from the dentist office. Face is pumped full of novicane, and I can't eat as long as my face is numb. I'm hungry.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Peddler
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Mornin’ all.
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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.
It is the same when you are stupid. |
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Morning folks. A bit nippy here... 46* F. Should be a good day to cut and split some firewood.
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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Kickboxer
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So, Eduardo... can you still roll a cigarette with one hand? Last time I tried, I did a very sloppy job. A perishable skill...
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Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.
There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living |
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Son of Ed
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I used to roll a cigarette with one hand but that was back in the seventies.....
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Son of Ed
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....the 1870s....
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BeltFed
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Afternoon gents
Late start today. It was exercise day. Cool here too Ric, but it's warming up with clear skies. I had some friends who were good rollers, at least that's what they told me, but they weren't rolling tobacco.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Scrumbag
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Heya folks, TGIF! That's all I have to say
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Was sure I had a point when I started this post...
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Peddler
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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.
It is the same when you are stupid. |
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Son of Ed
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Hey Scrummy....I don't care for that big Ferris Wheel in London. I think it screws up the scenery. Do you like it?
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BeltFed
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What about the Space Needle in Seattle Washington Ed?
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Son of Ed
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I don't find the Space Needle offensive. But that Wheel really looks like Hell.
Edited by Son of Ed - September/25/2021 at 10:07 |
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BeltFed
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Well the space needle is just a wheel on a stick pointed straight up.
Evenin gents
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Peddler
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Mornin’ all.
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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.
It is the same when you are stupid. |
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BeltFed
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Evening gents. You too Skip.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Peddler
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Howdy!
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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.
It is the same when you are stupid. |
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Son of Ed
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