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" Occasionally Eduardo gets lucky at the Bingo parlors..." |
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Eduardo is so old he remembers party lines...... Eduardo is so old he remembers when phone numbers began with LETTERS!!! " Hello....Operator? Get me WIndsor 54796....and step on it! " |
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Eduardo is so old he remembers his Dad used to say all kinds of old timey slang.....like: "You better take a powder"....."It was a bum steer..." "Step on it!" .....etc etc.... |
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" Eduardo used to drive a 1954 Dodge Coronet.....it wasn't The MAYFLOWER but Patsy came across in it! " |
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" Eduardo invented The Hangover! " |
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" Eduardo is so old that he remembers when the Democrat Party was not a terrorist organization...." |
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Eduardo remembers when meatloaf was a Big Deal!!! |
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Eduardo is so old that he remembers when the Academy Awards had some class.... |
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Damn, Eduardo really is OLD!!!
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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Eduardo is so old he remembers when you could buy a riflescope for $29! |
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I'll take everything on the lot.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Eduardo got fired from building the Great Pyramid because he wanted to put a Bar at the top of it. |
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When Eduardo was in the French Army he fired a cannon and accidentally blew off the Sphinx's nose! |
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