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Yes, but it was just urine erosion along the crack..... 
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Aw, grandma cut that out, I know ya love me.... no coat-hanger required...Say What
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" Eduardo is so old that he remembers when pick up truck batteries used to be under the floor of the front seat in front of the passenger side....you removed a steel hatch and jump started the jalopy..."  



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" Eduardo once got his foot run over by the tire on the hay wagon! "  


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" Eduardo is so old that he remembers being able to see a Woody Woodpecker cartoon before the movie started! " 
















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Eduardo is so old he remembers when phone numbers began with two letters!!! 

Back in the fifties Eduardo's phone number was WI-5-4796......( That was Windsor 5-4796...)  



Eduardo remembers when telephones didn't have curly cue cords....

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Heck Eduardo I remember the old 5 digit phone numbers myself....
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Eduardo is so old he had a Mason jar full of clay marbles on the farm....







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Eduardo is so old he thinks fences were made out of stones....






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Eduardo is so old he remembers when an Imperial Electrician's knife was ONE DOLLAR!! 






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His dad bought him one at the Beacon Feed Store in Lemon, Pennsylvania long ago....





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Eduardo went to Keystone Academy, too.....except by then it was Keystone Junior College.....now Keystone College.....







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