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    Posted: August/01/2016 at 02:20

How it works......... IN THE USA

 

 

John Smith, an Americian started the day early having set his alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN )
for 6 am …


While his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA)


was perking, he shaved with his
electric razor

(MADE IN HONG KONG)

 


He put on a
dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA),

 


designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE)


and
tennis shoes

(MADE IN KOREA)


After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet

(MADE IN INDIA)


he sat down with his
calculator

(MADE IN MEXICO)


to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch

(MADE IN TAIWAN )



to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA )


he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY )


filled it with GAS

(from Saudi Arabia )


and continued his search
for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.


At the end of yet another discouraging
and fruitless day
checking his DELL Computer
( made in MALAYSIA ),



John decided to relax for a while.

He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL ),



poured himself a glass of wine
(MADE IN FRANCE )


and turned on his TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA ),



and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job

in AMERICA


AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT



MADE IN KENYA

You gotta keep this one circulating! 

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Now that's both funny and disheartening all at the same time.

"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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" ....then he's going to go outside and see if the Mexicans are finished with the lawn...."






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I remember when it was predicted that this would happen.
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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It is called a GLOBAL ECONOMY This is when all the rest of the globe has an economy. This is what REGAN wanted.  Loco
Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.

Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow
Now the rules have changed again.
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I don't care if the rest of the world has an economy, as long as we have an economy, too!  



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Looks like all the notes are the same size these days....

Remember when they used to get bigger according to denomination?  














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Originally posted by Son of Ed Son of Ed wrote:

I don't care if the rest of the world has an economy, as long as we have an economy, too!  



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