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Posted: August/12/2015 at 05:45 |
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.. "How long will this take?" I ask. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your bottom, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. |
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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.
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LOL. Sounds plausible.
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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Seems obvious to me..... Why are women so OBTUSE!?!!?
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