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3_tens
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Posted: March/13/2014 at 20:34 |
Crazy week so far good and bad.
Monday had to deliver an eviction to a live dead person. Luckily she had moved out the week before. Tuesday Had an early Dr appointment to remove 10 stitches from the last skin cancer removal. Wednesday Grand daughter was doing property inspections. When she entered the property she heard someone moaning in the house. She called the police. They arrived (4 car loads in under 5 minutes) 2 teenagers were using the house for a romantic interlude. The popo gave them citations for unlawful entry. I asked the grand daughter what she said ti get such a response from the police. She told the dispatcher that they were having sex. Thursday One of my agents brought in his dog. She loves to play tug a war. I had the toy and she pulled me over in the chair. My head hit the edge of the solid office door. 3" gash starting where the stitches were just removed. This afternoon one of our close REO Realtor friends got a house about 3 miles from where I lived in Inola. She has been checking it weekly since the first of Feb. The neighbors called and said the man was missing. Well he was still in the house. the Coroner estimated he had been deceased about a month. Sure glad she got this one. Friday Cant wait. I have a new property to find in the middle of nowhere. It is about 7 miles North of Lost City. It may be another fun day. |
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
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Urimaginaryfrnd
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Hang in there.
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Peddler
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Lile, did they finish before the cops arrived?
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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.
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Son of Ed
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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Well at least you can't complain your life is dull....
You need to explain about the living dead person....
I'm a little confused about thursdays encounter... The realtor was watching house since feb? was it on a foreclosure list or something and she was waiting a required period of time? if the guy was dead for only a month, he must have stopped paying mortgage 3-6 month before...right?
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budperm
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There has to be a good bad story there....
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Peddler
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Bud, I don't like stories with no climax, ya know what I mean.
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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.
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budperm
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Son of Ed
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3_tens
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow Now the rules have changed again. |
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3_tens
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D--- Windows, I was typing away and everything went away for an sneaky update shutdown.
Super short review House is assigned Go to house to determine occupancy and post a You Need to Know flyer. When vacancy is determined make entry and re-key the property to make it secure. Photo inventory any personals and damage to the prop. Check to see it they have moved out and if utilities are still connected. Not always accurate. If Occupancy can't be determined check every few days to see if flyer disappears. Sometimes it can be hard to tell. Especially if they are there without electric and water. Place tells on doors to check it they are opened ect. When the house is full of everyday objects it can be hard to determine if they have moved or may be living elsewhere. This is still considered occupied. You never want to re-key an occupied house if you can help it no matter how long it takes. It is better to have the lawyers proceed with a Sheriffs lock out. this will take an additional 30 days here. |
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
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BeltFed
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Hmmmm, a house that's had a dead body in it for a MONTH. I bet that'll be easy to rent, NOT. At least you can't say your bored. |
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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budperm
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Sounds like a job for my little sister... She burned out her olfactory with cocaine when she was young so she has no sense of smell. She always got to clean up the worst smelly messes and deal with all the bad infections and absesses at the Vets becasue of it....
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3_tens
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BF: We only sell the houses. Investors snap them up.
Live Dead person Comes from Reverse Mortgages. Advertised that you recieve payments for life.Then the house goes back to the Lender. The hidden clause rarely mentioned is if you move out of the house, Or it is vacant for a period of time, the house is up for breach. The above mentioned had been in the hospital for over 4 months. She went back home just as we were ordered to secure it. She was still alive but was evicted. Without the monthly payment that she was to get the rest of her life .per the contract Don't let loved ones take on a reverse a mortgage. Be are fully aware of how easy the house can be taken from the owner. It is very rare that the owner comes out ahead, or even near to break even for the value of the home. |
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Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow Now the rules have changed again. |
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budperm
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sh*t I can't imagine having to evict under those conditions...
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RifleDude
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My week wasn't quite as eventful. I just installed some trailer lights. Can't say I've ever encountered a live dead person, but I've known a few dead live persons.
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Ted
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budperm
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Same here... My Ex's father was the most STATIC person I've ever met. Birds would land on that guy! A true strange one! He was a beer alcoholic for 30+ yrs. He quit drinking the day he retired. We had fully expected him to drink himself to death upon retirement.
Then he took to sitting in the yard for hours sun tanning. You had to check him periodically to make sure he was still alive as he never moved.... A bird really did land on him once... he still didn't move!
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Son of Ed
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My mother had various houses, mobile homes, etc. in Phoenix years ago. What a freaking disaster! People would destroy the homes, live there for years, and then skip out leaving my Mom to suddenly come up with a big balloon payment or something, in like, 5 minutes!
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budperm
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seems the only people that aren't looking for some type of hand out are the ones that are too proud to ask.... There sure aren't many of those left either and by their nature are hard to find!
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3_tens
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In my younger days I bounced from one career to another. It didn't take long until boredom set in. Selling Real Estate was not much better. Then I found the REO side of Real Estate. Since 1992 the thing I am sure of is that you can never say you have seen everything. Something new pops up every week.
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow Now the rules have changed again. |
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