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cheaptrick
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Posted: October/05/2013 at 14:24 |
Do we still have to pay Federal taxes during a shut down??
Signed, Concerned Taxpayer. |
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" Dear Cheap-(skate), No, because the IRS is closed and only taxes that are automatically taken from your paycheck by your employer will be collected for the moment. But, do not go on a spending spree, because, eventually, Obama will want all that tax money in his grubby little piggy bank. " |
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Dear Ed....
I have a fungus and can't seem to be rid of it. It's driving me CRAZY!! Please help. Signed, Itchy In Indy
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Dear Ed...
I'm a man of slight build and mild manner. I weigh 132 and 1/2 pounds wet and am scared of my own shadow. I've been beat on, beat down, (sometimes by members of the opposite sex) and am wanting to start sticking up for myself. I've looked on the intra webs and found Diemon Dave's Ninja School. This just might be what the doctor ordered. The price is pretty cheap, as Diemon Dave will take food stamps and government cheese for payment. Does this look like something that will help me find my manhood? Thanks in advance. Slim Ninja |
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" Maybe, but only if you wear cool underwear. " |
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Dear Ed,
as a newlywed, can one find any truth in the statement below? In anticipation of your valued response, Orenthal J Simpson |
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“A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be.” – Fred Bear
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" Dear Orenthal, " I am not a newlywed. Better make a run down the freeway! " |
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Hahahaha.....
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" Lose the weight, Lady, you look like a Moving Van! " " That ought to make her feel Normal!! " |
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Dear Ed,
Rumor has it you're a genie who can grant wishes. Is this true? Wishin' in Witchita |
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Ted
Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. |
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"Garg'n uair dhuisgear"
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Dear Ed
The other night my wife gave me baked beans, black eyed peas, and sloppy joes for supper. Needless to say, I got a bad case of gas. I had to attend a funeral for a friend's brother and while viewing the body I had to relieve the pressure or die. Since I was the only one viewing the body at the time eased out the built up pressure. Just then a fat lady came up to view the body, and started sniffing the air. She said the funeral home didn't do a very good job of embalming the body and they needed more flowers. Should I have told the lady that it wasn't the body stinking up the place, or should I have told I was going to order a floral arrangement? signed Deadly Silent
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Dear Wish-ita,
Not so!! I wished that my thread would kill Critter Cookin' Café and look what happened! ( Wishing for killing ATTENTION SPAMMERS next!! ) |
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