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Originally posted by Son of Ed Son of Ed wrote:

Originally posted by Urimaginaryfrnd Urimaginaryfrnd wrote:

Ed just buy the old spring closure for the screen door us old guys know how to operate those. And if you dont need closure let one end loose from the hook.


Yes.  That's what we used to have back when the world was civilized and screen doors were made out of wood.  I used to just unhook one end and let the door creak open and behave itself.  ( Of course, back in those days I just ran out the door and didn't have a cup of coffee or a beer in my hand like I do now....)  

....but, try to explain that yer gonna put this little hook and eye dealie on the door and hook this coil springy thing on the door to your wife!!  HA!!!  You get the big earful that you're a God Dang cave man or something!!  

Whatever


Besides, the cursed door is made out of aluminum!  [ Aluminum screen doors will be the subject of my next Complaint Department Panic Attack!!  I hate them, too.  What happened to wood? ] 

 
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I'm starting to see that screen doors and wives have more in common than I thought.
 
For the record, although my wife has provided many examples of the aforementioned phenomenon of women not just knowing when to just say thanks, that complaint was brought about by another one. I yelled at a kid on an opposing soccer team for knocking down one of our players, then for trying to trip another. This B on the sidelines got in my face for not taking it to the referee instead. Later, I apologized since I knew she was right. But then she launched into this whole tirade and I told her to just go back to her iPhone since she obviously had no other companionship in life.
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Originally posted by jonoMT jonoMT wrote:

I'm starting to see that screen doors and wives have more in common than I thought.
 
For the record, although my wife has provided many examples of the aforementioned phenomenon of women not just knowing when to just say thanks, that complaint was brought about by another one. I yelled at a kid on an opposing soccer team for knocking down one of our players, then for trying to trip another. This B on the sidelines got in my face for not taking it to the referee instead. Later, I apologized since I knew she was right. But then she launched into this whole tirade and I told her to just go back to her iPhone since she obviously had no other companionship in life.
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" They have iPhones in Montana? "  



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Originally posted by Alan Robertson Alan Robertson wrote:

Originally posted by jonoMT jonoMT wrote:

Now, back on topic: Here's one thing that pisses me off and I don't know if it's because of their nature or because I forget this fact. But any time you apologize to a woman she takes it as an excuse to go off on you instead of just accepting it gracefully. What is it that makes them think it's an opening to pile on the you-shouldas and a raft of other BS?
We're practically related. Sounds like you married my ex...


Or one of my X'S

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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Originally posted by tman1965 tman1965 wrote:

People who pull out in front of you, just to slam on the brakes and turn 1/4 of a mile later. 
Or do their darndest to pass you and then slow down below the speed limit.
 
 
 
They are both passholes
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I got another one that p***es me off BIG TIME!!!   

Those damn bells that ding and ring if you leave the keys in the ignition!!  I routinely leave the keys in the ignition because--- I WANT TO!!!  I'll be right back!!!  Why is this vehicle bothering me??!!!  

You can't start the car unless the clutch is pushed all the way to the floor!!???  WHAT IF I WANT TO START THE F******G THING IN NEUTRAL??!!   Soap Box






      

















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" It's MY G** D*** Vehicle!!! " 





  
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote koshkin Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September/24/2013 at 17:37
Looking at this thread I realize that contrary to what everyone else says, I am actually a calm, laid back and well adjusted person....

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Whistling Whistling Whistling Whistling

Hiding

When will the lightning strike.

Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.

Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow
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You really want p!ssed off? Come to South Africa and watch the mini-buses/taxi's stop, pull out, turn, park overtake on the wrong side etc whenever/wherever they want to.
 
The other day a taxi stopped in a narrow section of the road right in my path. When I got past him I drove just ahead of him, drove halfway through a green light and slammed on breaks. I actually stopped. The taxi nearly went up my arse. I did this several times to show the driver how ice it is when someone ahead of you just stops in the middel of the road.
 
In the end I felt a lot better and he was thoroughly pissed of at me
 
WHOA, that was good!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by koshkin koshkin wrote:

Looking at this thread I realize that contrary to what everyone else says, I am actually a calm, laid back and well adjusted person....

ILya

I got more!!!    Laugh


CELL PHONES!!   Every time I grab or touch this cell phone SOMETHING HAPPENS to it!! I grab it and it goes on SPEAKER and then it takes me two days to figure out how to make it shut up!!  

....I put it on SILENT and don't know it, and my boss calls me ten times!!    Bucky  

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NOW I see what those top buttons are for.  Since I don't smoke I never figured them out. Big Grin
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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

This would be easy if wasn't so dang hard trying to decide where to start.
 
Then allow me.........
 
I HATE EVERYTHING!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
and your welcome... Smile
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Originally posted by 3_tens 3_tens wrote:

Whistling Whistling Whistling Whistling

Hiding

When will the lightning strike.

 
My guess is God's still laughing....  Smile
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How about car seats that eat everything you set down on the front seat?  Fords were always the worst.  You set something down and it sort of slides away and goes under an armrest and you never see it again---EVER!!   

You can look behind the seat, under the seat, on the floorboards but whatever it was---it's gone forever!!  

I used to think that Ford had some machine in Dearborn that de-materialized your stuff and transported it through the cosmos back to their building in Detroit!  

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Like the fat Lady.... bet you never checked your crack... Bucky
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Originally posted by tahqua tahqua wrote:

Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Originally posted by tman1965 tman1965 wrote:

People who pull out in front of you, just to slam on the brakes and turn 1/4 of a mile later. 
Or do their darndest to pass you and then slow down below the speed limit.
 
 
 
They are both passholes
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