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Son of Ed
Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 122210 |
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" You guys-zes ain't never gonna figure out women!! They're from anudder galaxy!! " |
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SVT_Tactical
MODERATOR Chief Sackscratch Joined: December/17/2009 Location: NorthCackalacky Status: Offline Points: 31233 |
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You have a wife
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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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jonoMT
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: November/13/2008 Location: Montana Status: Offline Points: 4853 |
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I'm starting to see that screen doors and wives have more in common than I thought.
For the record, although my wife has provided many examples of the aforementioned phenomenon of women not just knowing when to just say thanks, that complaint was brought about by another one. I yelled at a kid on an opposing soccer team for knocking down one of our players, then for trying to trip another. This B on the sidelines got in my face for not taking it to the referee instead. Later, I apologized since I knew she was right. But then she launched into this whole tirade and I told her to just go back to her iPhone since she obviously had no other companionship in life.
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Reaction time is a factor...
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BeltFed
Optics Retard Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Offline Points: 22287 |
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Son of Ed
Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 122210 |
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" They have iPhones in Montana? " |
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Peddler
Optics God Joined: July/04/2012 Location: Oswego,NY Status: Offline Points: 13526 |
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Or one of my X'S |
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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.
It is the same when you are stupid. |
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tahqua
MODERATOR Have You Driven A Ford Lately? Joined: March/27/2006 Location: Michigan, USA Status: Offline Points: 9042 |
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They are both passholes
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Son of Ed
Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 122210 |
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I got another one that p***es me off BIG TIME!!! Those damn bells that ding and ring if you leave the keys in the ignition!! I routinely leave the keys in the ignition because--- I WANT TO!!! I'll be right back!!! Why is this vehicle bothering me??!!! You can't start the car unless the clutch is pushed all the way to the floor!!??? WHAT IF I WANT TO START THE F******G THING IN NEUTRAL??!! |
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Son of Ed
Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 122210 |
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" It's MY G** D*** Vehicle!!! " |
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Son of Ed
Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 122210 |
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koshkin
MODERATOR Dark Lord of Optics Joined: June/15/2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 13182 |
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Looking at this thread I realize that contrary to what everyone else says, I am actually a calm, laid back and well adjusted person....
ILya
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3_tens
Optics Jedi Master Joined: January/08/2007 Location: Oklahoma Status: Offline Points: 7853 |
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When will the lightning strike. |
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow Now the rules have changed again. |
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8shots
Optics Jedi Knight Lord Of The Flies Joined: March/14/2007 Location: South Africa Status: Offline Points: 6253 |
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You really want p!ssed off? Come to South Africa and watch the mini-buses/taxi's stop, pull out, turn, park overtake on the wrong side etc whenever/wherever they want to.
The other day a taxi stopped in a narrow section of the road right in my path. When I got past him I drove just ahead of him, drove halfway through a green light and slammed on breaks. I actually stopped. The taxi nearly went up my arse. I did this several times to show the driver how ice it is when someone ahead of you just stops in the middel of the road.
In the end I felt a lot better and he was thoroughly pissed of at me
WHOA, that was good!!!!!!!!!!!
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Son of Ed
Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 122210 |
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I got more!!! CELL PHONES!! Every time I grab or touch this cell phone SOMETHING HAPPENS to it!! I grab it and it goes on SPEAKER and then it takes me two days to figure out how to make it shut up!! ....I put it on SILENT and don't know it, and my boss calls me ten times!! What ever happened to a Telephone?? I can work that thing!!! |
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3_tens
Optics Jedi Master Joined: January/08/2007 Location: Oklahoma Status: Offline Points: 7853 |
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NOW I see what those top buttons are for. Since I don't smoke I never figured them out.
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow Now the rules have changed again. |
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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Then allow me.........
I HATE EVERYTHING!!!!
and your welcome...
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson |
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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My guess is God's still laughing....
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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Son of Ed
Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 122210 |
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How about car seats that eat everything you set down on the front seat? Fords were always the worst. You set something down and it sort of slides away and goes under an armrest and you never see it again---EVER!!
You can look behind the seat, under the seat, on the floorboards but whatever it was---it's gone forever!! I used to think that Ford had some machine in Dearborn that de-materialized your stuff and transported it through the cosmos back to their building in Detroit! |
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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Like the fat Lady.... bet you never checked your crack...
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson |
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tman1965
Optics Master Joined: July/20/2010 Location: South Georgia Status: Offline Points: 1456 |
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Yup!
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Sometimes my tongue outruns my brain and I say something I haven't thought of yet!
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