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Son of Ed
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Posted: September/21/2013 at 07:58 |
Ha! I thought I would start a thread so that we could blow off some steam about things that just P*** us off!!
In no particular order, ONE THING that P***es Me Off is those God Dang pneumatic door puller-backers on those cursed screen doors!!! I get furious every time I walk through a door and that damn door hits me in the face when I've got a cup of coffee in my hand----or slams me in the ass when I'm trying to get into the house. Over the years I have left dozens off those contraptions rusting in the weeds! I yank 'em off and throw 'em out the door! I fill up garage benches with them. I haul them to the dump. Let the door blow in the wind!! I'll hang onto it!
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Its easy to see you didn't start on your coffee until after you got out on the porch. Hope your day gets better.
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow Now the rules have changed again. |
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Son of Ed
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Dogger
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A$$holes driving under the limit hogging the passing lane.
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God save the Empire!
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Son of Ed
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Yeah!! Always drive Over The Limit!! I generally blow about a 2.7 on the Breathalyzer!!
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Alan Robertson
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"Garg'n uair dhuisgear"
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OBAMA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.
It is the same when you are stupid. |
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Regards Chris
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Son of Ed
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BeltFed
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This would be easy if wasn't so dang hard trying to decide where to start.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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jonoMT
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I installed a screen door this summer because I kept finding the house full of flies because the kids would constantly leave the back door open. So while I find the door closer annoying, it's easier to live with than buzzing insects.
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Reaction time is a factor...
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Urimaginaryfrnd
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Ed just buy the old spring closure for the screen door us old guys know how to operate those.
And if you dont need closure let one end loose from the hook.
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"Always do the right thing, just because it is the right thing to do". Bobby Paul Doherty Texas Ranger |
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tman1965
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People who pull out in front of you, just to slam on the brakes and turn 1/4 of a mile later.
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Sometimes my tongue outruns my brain and I say something I haven't thought of yet!
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Alan Robertson
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"Garg'n uair dhuisgear"
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Son of Ed
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Yes. That's what we used to have back when the world was civilized and screen doors were made out of wood. I used to just unhook one end and let the door creak open and behave itself. ( Of course, back in those days I just ran out the door and didn't have a cup of coffee or a beer in my hand like I do now....) ....but, try to explain that yer gonna put this little hook and eye dealie on the door and hook this coil springy thing on the door to your wife!! HA!!! You get the big earful that you're a God Dang cave man or something!! Besides, the cursed door is made out of aluminum! [ Aluminum screen doors will be the subject of my next Complaint Department Panic Attack!! I hate them, too. What happened to wood? ] |
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" It's the little things in Life that drive you stark-raving crazy. Then they just pile up and pretty soon you're mad as a hatter. " " And just when you think you've reached your Limit, and you're about to have a FIT---they go and elect OBAMA!!! " |
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Or do their darndest to pass you and then slow down below the speed limit. Come on Ed, gripe about something else other than a screen door. Like maybe a screen door in a submarine.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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jonoMT
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It's definitely recycled beer can aluminum too. I had to replace several screws that stripped out...on the door closer, in particular...go figure.
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jonoMT
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Now, back on topic: Here's one thing that pisses me off and I don't know if it's because of their nature or because I forget this fact. But any time you apologize to a woman she takes it as an excuse to go off on you instead of just accepting it gracefully. What is it that makes them think it's an opening to pile on the you-shouldas and a raft of other BS?
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Alan Robertson
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"Garg'n uair dhuisgear"
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