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    Posted: September/21/2013 at 07:58
Ha!  I thought I would start a thread so that we could blow off some steam about things that just P*** us off!!    Big Smile


In no particular order, ONE THING that P***es Me Off is those God Dang pneumatic door puller-backers on those cursed screen doors!!!   Cussing I get furious every time I walk through a door and that damn door hits me in the face when I've got a cup of coffee in my hand----or slams me in the ass when I'm trying to get into the house.

Over the years I have left dozens off those contraptions rusting in the weeds!  I yank 'em off and throw 'em out the door!  I fill up garage benches with them.  I haul them to the dump.  

Let the door blow in the wind!!  I'll hang onto it!  
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Its easy to see you didn't start on your coffee until after you got out on the porch. Wink Hope your day gets better.Smile
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A$$holes driving under the limit hogging the passing lane.
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Yeah!!  Always drive Over The Limit!!  I generally blow about a 2.7 on the Breathalyzer!!  Laugh
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Originally posted by Dogger Dogger wrote:

A$$holes driving under the limit hogging the passing lane.
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OBAMA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Peddler Peddler wrote:

OBAMA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This would be easy if wasn't so dang hard trying to decide where to start.
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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I installed a screen door this summer because I kept finding the house full of flies because the kids would constantly leave the back door open. So while I find the door closer annoying, it's easier to live with than buzzing insects.
Reaction time is a factor...
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Ed just buy the old spring closure for the screen door us old guys know how to operate those. And if you dont need closure let one end loose from the hook.

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People who pull out in front of you, just to slam on the brakes and turn 1/4 of a mile later. 
Sometimes my tongue outruns my brain and I say something I haven't thought of yet!
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Originally posted by Urimaginaryfrnd Urimaginaryfrnd wrote:

Ed just buy the old spring closure for the screen door us old guys know how to operate those. And if you dont need closure let one end loose from the hook.
You're tellin' on me.
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Originally posted by Urimaginaryfrnd Urimaginaryfrnd wrote:

Ed just buy the old spring closure for the screen door us old guys know how to operate those. And if you dont need closure let one end loose from the hook.


Yes.  That's what we used to have back when the world was civilized and screen doors were made out of wood.  I used to just unhook one end and let the door creak open and behave itself.  ( Of course, back in those days I just ran out the door and didn't have a cup of coffee or a beer in my hand like I do now....)  

....but, try to explain that yer gonna put this little hook and eye dealie on the door and hook this coil springy thing on the door to your wife!!  HA!!!  You get the big earful that you're a God Dang cave man or something!!  

Whatever


Besides, the cursed door is made out of aluminum!  [ Aluminum screen doors will be the subject of my next Complaint Department Panic Attack!!  I hate them, too.  What happened to wood? ] 







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" It's the little things in Life that drive you stark-raving crazy.  Then they just pile up and pretty soon you're mad as a hatter. "   














" And just when you think you've reached your Limit, and you're about to have a FIT---they go and elect OBAMA!!! "  




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Originally posted by tman1965 tman1965 wrote:

People who pull out in front of you, just to slam on the brakes and turn 1/4 of a mile later. 
Or do their darndest to pass you and then slow down below the speed limit.
 
Come on Ed, gripe about something else other than a screen door. Like maybe a screen door in a submarine.
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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It's definitely recycled beer can aluminum too. I had to replace several screws that stripped out...on the door closer, in particular...go figure.
Reaction time is a factor...
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Now, back on topic: Here's one thing that pisses me off and I don't know if it's because of their nature or because I forget this fact. But any time you apologize to a woman she takes it as an excuse to go off on you instead of just accepting it gracefully. What is it that makes them think it's an opening to pile on the you-shouldas and a raft of other BS?
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Originally posted by jonoMT jonoMT wrote:

Now, back on topic: Here's one thing that pisses me off and I don't know if it's because of their nature or because I forget this fact. But any time you apologize to a woman she takes it as an excuse to go off on you instead of just accepting it gracefully. What is it that makes them think it's an opening to pile on the you-shouldas and a raft of other BS?
We're practically related. Sounds like you married my ex...
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