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    Posted: February/06/2013 at 04:28
The train was quite crowded, so a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat,
but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, English woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat ?'

The woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.
'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.'

She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honour and put this American in his place!!!'

An English gentleman sitting nearby lowered his newspaper and said...
'Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing...
You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road.
And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window'.
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Excellent LOL.
If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
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Laugh Above Excellent
Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken
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Laugh
Sometimes my tongue outruns my brain and I say something I haven't thought of yet!
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For $10 bucks, we won't tell yer wife you said that...
"Garg'n uair dhuisgear"
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