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    Posted: January/24/2013 at 03:36
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Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon,he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After along period of silence she finally speaks.
Honey, I’ve been thinking, now that we are married I think it’s time you quit hunting, shooting, handloading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat.
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?”
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
“Ex wife!”, she screams, “I didn’t know you were married before!”
”I wasn’t
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Laugh AboveRoll on Floor LaughingExcellent You crack me up Wouter Excellent
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That's a good one
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Ah yes, ex wives. Everybody outta' have at least one. Yippee
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Dogger Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/24/2013 at 07:16
Bet that's a true story Wouter
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Bravo! Excellent
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Ha, probably be a true story.
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That's how I got my ex-wife.
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Me likes!!!
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Excellent
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The RING of truth!!!Smile
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Egg-cellent! 
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