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8shots
Optics Jedi Knight Lord Of The Flies Joined: March/14/2007 Location: South Africa Status: Offline Points: 6253 |
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Posted: January/24/2013 at 03:36 |
True Hunter Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon,he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After along period of silence she finally speaks. Honey, I’ve been thinking, now that we are married I think it’s time you quit hunting, shooting, handloading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat. Tim gets this horrified look on his face. She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?” ”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.” “Ex wife!”, she screams, “I didn’t know you were married before!” ”I wasn’t |
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stickbow46
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: January/07/2009 Location: Benton, Pa Status: Offline Points: 4678 |
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You crack me up Wouter
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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken
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Glock
Optics Master Joined: November/06/2005 Location: South Africa Status: Offline Points: 1430 |
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That's a good one
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Regards Chris
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bugsNbows
Optics God bowsNbugs Joined: March/10/2008 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 11200 |
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Ah yes, ex wives. Everybody outta' have at least one.
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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Dogger
Optics Jedi Master Joined: January/02/2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Status: Offline Points: 8904 |
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Bet that's a true story Wouter
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God save the Empire!
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shooter07
Optics Jedi Knight Shooting Sprout Joined: June/12/2010 Location: PA Status: Offline Points: 5120 |
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Bravo!
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Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum
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mike650
Optics God Joined: May/14/2006 Location: West of Rockies Status: Offline Points: 14569 |
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Ha, probably be a true story.
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“A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be.” – Fred Bear
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BeltFed
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That's how I got my ex-wife.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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tman1965
Optics Master Joined: July/20/2010 Location: South Georgia Status: Offline Points: 1456 |
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Sometimes my tongue outruns my brain and I say something I haven't thought of yet!
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lucytuma
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Me likes!!!
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"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
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SVT_Tactical
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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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The RING of truth!!!
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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Egg-cellent!
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