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    Posted: December/23/2012 at 19:55
Over the years I have kept my lovely wife informed whenever I was about to make major purchases. Backhoes, tractors, skid loaders, etc.... So today I told her that i couldnt decide between rifle calibers that I really wanted. She said "what are they?" I replied with a short summary "I can't decide between a .300 Win Mag or the .338 Lapua Magnum". I thought this would be the end of the conversation since she has no idea what either are, but she replied with a question, "l-a-p-u-a"? I smiled and answered "yes". She said "You should get the Lapua, I like that name, Lapua..." I explained so she could understand, "But honey, the Lapua costs something like $5 a round to shoot." She said "So? L-A-P-U-A...it's fun to say, we should get a yellow lab puppy for Kate and name it 'Lapua'." So, I'm getting the LM. And a puppy.
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Funny stuff.
 
Ask your dear wife how she likes the name....H-E-N-S-O-L-D-T.....Big Grin
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Mine, blonde, liked them both... she BOUGHT me a Hensoldt...
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Big Smile
Since this is a safe place, I can also confide in you all that... today when I told her the Colts made it into the playoffs she asked if that meant they had a chance to make it to the "Final Four". 
 
 
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Mine would say, "the recoil from something like that would make you more goofy than you already are, why don't you get another .22-.250 or .243, somthing that you could watch me shoot".
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Technically, yes

(they have a chance to make the NFL' s version of the final four). :-)

Cute story, congrats on your future Lapua's (rifle and pup)..
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Originally posted by cheaptrick cheaptrick wrote:

Funny stuff.
 
Ask your dear wife how she likes the name....H-E-N-S-O-L-D-T.....Big Grin


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Mine told me yesterday to go around and empty all the water hoses cause they might freeze and burst!
 
Still trying to decide if that is worse than the time she told me not to staple the Christmas light wiring so tight because it might DIM the lights
 
 
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Originally posted by sakomato sakomato wrote:

Mine told me yesterday to go around and empty all the water hoses cause they might freeze and burst!
 
Still trying to decide if that is worse than the time she told me not to staple the Christmas light wiring so tight because it might DIM the lights
 
 
That's a good one!
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