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Son of Ed
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Posted: December/15/2012 at 23:04 |
Mayan Calendar End of Days Is Almost Here!
We better get in that last minute shopping.....and stock up on cat litter....
Edited by Son of Ed - December/16/2012 at 00:38 |
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Live it up while you can!!
"I understand that there are throngs of people gathering on mountaintops to be rescued by aliens on the 21st....."
" You don't think that I'll run into Chris Matthews up there, do you? "
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" Some people in Washington have said that John Boehner is hoping it happens. "
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" Just keep pulling, my man, you can stop when we see Curvaceous Alien Women hungry for affection. "
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" Whoa, Sir Bingles, this is where I get off! "
" She even has a twin, Painless....we gonna be brother-in-laws..."
" We'll start our own little race of Republicans! "
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" Well, let's get the formalities out of the way....so we can begin Family Life..."
" Yes, Painless, you might want to tell her your name first..."
" Oh no!! A jealous uncle, methinks, Painless! "
" I think he works at MSNBC! "
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" Well, maybe we can reason with him..."
" Not if he's a Democrat...! "
" Don't look now, Painless, but your girlfriend just changed her skin! "
" Eww! Is she still a 10? "
" Try about an eight thousand! "
" No wonder those Mayans only do this every Five Thousand years or so...."
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cheaptrick
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The 21st is MY birthday!!!!!
I've always have had to compete with all the Christmas stuff going on, the crappy "this is your birthday AND your Christmas gift Mark", the 21st being the shortest day of the year, and now THIS!!!!! Edited by cheaptrick - December/16/2012 at 05:37 |
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Maybe they will only take Obama and leave the rest of us??? Wouldn't that be a happy birthday.
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow Now the rules have changed again. |
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Wouldn't worry about it Mark - can't take life too seriously 'cause none of us are getting out of here alive anyway.
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God save the Empire!
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cheaptrick
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Ah...words of wisdom, my friend.
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If at first you don't secede...try..try again.
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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken
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So then, it's YOUR fault the end is near!!! LOL. Whatcha want for a present? |
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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Son of Ed
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" No, I can't make it, I've got to work on Friday. "
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The Mayans knew Obama was going to be re-elected !!! And today is our anniversary 18 years of wedded bliss ?
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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.
It is the same when you are stupid. |
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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.
It is the same when you are stupid. |
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Here's something interesting....
December 21st 1913 fell on a Sunday. On that day the Aldrich Plan, which was put together two years prior during a secret meeting on Jekyll Island off the coast of Georgia which was attended by Senator Aldrich and representatives of the nation's top finance and industrial groups was printed up as legislation to present to the House of Representin'. On Monday the 22nd, it passed by a vote of 298 yeas to 60 nays, with 76 not voting. The Senate, on December 23, 1913, agreed to it by a vote of 43 yeas to 25 nays with 27 not voting. This legislation later became known as the Federal Reserve Act. The next 3 days are, effectively, the 99th Anniversary of the Federal Reserve. |
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The older I get, the better I feel about tearing up parking tickets and cheating on my taxes.
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" I woke up this morning and discovered that all the Democrats had disappeared from the Earth and that they were off on some Mayan Planetoid with Al Gore and Soledad O'Brien. "
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