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" Don't jiggle those turtles!
  They'll spill their little drinks!  I'll go out and see how they're doing.  Just calm down! " 







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" By Jove, here they come!  I'll give 'em the old Winnie Churchill! "  












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World Famous Communist Nelson Mandela In Pretoria Hospital at age 94.....





see theblaze.com 







Turns out that Nelson Mandela was a Communist after all, even though the entire world tries to pretend he wasn't......




( see the UK The Telegraph  'World News' section---Dec 9, 2012--- in case you didn't know this already....
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Nelson Mandela Hospitalized              







http://law2.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/mandela/mandelaaccount.html



Here is some information about the old days
.....I can't hot link it for some reason....














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" If you are tired of the Dreary, Left Wing attacks on American Values, tune in to the Beautiful Movie Stars Section for some irrelevant, sophomoric fun...."  










" Even I have been featured in that superb, ridiculous thread. I can't help it if I'm beautiful. "  











 
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" Nothing irritates Lefties more than having an intelligent  conservative who actually knows the facts and who has a forum through which he can actually spread the Truth.  "  














       


" ...and being gorgeous really makes them go crazy!! "
















     



























" Eat your heart out, Whoopie Goldberg! "  











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Welfare Spending (if Converted Into Cash Payments) Equals Approximately $168 per day for Every Household in Poverty | Welfare Spending Is Higher Than the $130 Median Income Per Day




Going on Welfare Pays Better than Working!!  At least, that's how much money is actually wasted by the Government.....







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" Hey! Who's gonna pay for my Cadillac? "  












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" The National News is so bizarre, that CBS cancelled The Twilight Zone....."













       







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" Even Freddy Krueger is looking normal! "  























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" Yesterday Nancy Pelosi sat down at a meeting and sat on John McCain's arm as he was reaching across the aisle.  She broke his arm...."   
















" So now John McCain can raise his arm up above his shoulders! "  













" I hear Bob Dole is coming in from Kansas to see if Nancy can sit on his hand...."   










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Elizabeth Warren Spent All of the $42 Million Campaign Funds to Beat Wishy-Washy Scott Brown....( who was practically a Democrat, anyway....)   







She's Broke Now.....Blames it on all the pizza and coffee that they bought!! 

























































" She can come live in my lodge.  Must shut big mouth and not spend much money. "   








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Image      Michael Pate---famous Shakespearean actor

" I have a lot of things in common with Elizabeth Warren.  I played all kinds of Indians in the movies, but, actually, I am from Australia and have absolutely no relation to Native Americans, either. "  






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Jamie Foxx Makes Wisecrack on SNL About How Cool It Was to 'Kill All Those White People' in his New Movie....















" Now how would that go over if Johnny Weissmuller or Gordon Scott made comments about killing all those marauding Natives in the Tarzan movies?  First of all, those fellows wouldn't even think about their roles in that sense. Secondly, they had too much class to say something that blatantly outrageous. " 







 
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Class:  You can't buy it. You either have it......















...or you don't.........
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" Hey! Jamie Foxx!!
Don't leave that Cheetos bag in that chair!  Do I look like your mother?! "  











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By-Passing Constitution...... ( Post-Graduate Course)......





The Washington Post comes up with an idea to: By-Pass Congress and the Constitution, Usurp Power, and create TWO TRILLION DOLLARS.......

you'll have to read about it on BREITBART     




" Don't try this at home....."  








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So....there is hope for the Conservative Tea Party America.....





......we are at step 1,2, and 3 now.......










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" You'll pull me up when we get to Step Four, right? "  




" Don't hold your breath, Painless....we'll keep pumping the old air down to you....that is, until the generator runs out of gas. "   























" Hey, Bing!! I was 'Painless' in our last movie!! You know, the one where you sold me into slavery?  What are you doing to me, now?  I don't like the look in your eye! "  






 





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President Teleprompter will be on vacation when Fiscal Cliff deadline arrives.  Obama is already 'disengaged' from the negotiations, anyway, according to John Thune. 


Republicans, in total disarray, are having circular firing squads blasting away at Conservatives who want to halt Record-Breaking Spending. 



Bob Woodward and people from The New York Times say that Obama will OWN the Recession following the FISCAL CLIFF......








" I guess the New York Times just got a memo about this recession last night from some third grader in Pinedale, Wyoming..." 
  











 
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Originally posted by Son of Ed Son of Ed wrote:







I've been calling stupid people "Nipplehead" for years. Not until this very moment did I have a visual image to go with that.
The older I get, the better I feel about tearing up parking tickets and cheating on my taxes.
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