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    Posted: September/07/2012 at 11:42

 

Did you ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men?

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.

The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense"

The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.

His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to ask, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in my truck."

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There was a black guy at work that had a ring in his nose.
I told him: "I used to have a ring in my nose, but then I got a divorce."

Pissed him off...
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I love it! Excellent  Excellent  Excellent
 
I went to pick up my grandson from his father's Monday.
When the twit got out of his car to deliver Aiden he was sporting 2" diameter wooden pucks in his earlobes!!!  It was windy and they were flopping around.  I just about burst out laughing!!!  Told him he was German and not an aborigine.  Funny but he got pissed too.... Hippie
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Originally posted by SVT_Tactical SVT_Tactical wrote:

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What're you grinnin at? Your wife drags you around by your nose ring.
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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no she don't  She use a shock collar
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Originally posted by SVT_Tactical SVT_Tactical wrote:

no she don't  She use a shock collar
Your lucky, mine just drags me around in a headlock, or an armbar.
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Back in the day (only beknownst to Ed and I) men DID NOT wear earrings. Only fags and libturds did. Loco
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See how much you know Bugs,fags only wear them in the right ear Oh Yea Baby
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Originally posted by bugsNbows bugsNbows wrote:

Back in the day (only beknownst to Ed and I) men DID NOT wear earrings. Only fags and libturds did. Loco


A " F'N " MEN !

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Originally posted by bugsNbows bugsNbows wrote:

Back in the day (only beknownst to Ed and I) men DID NOT wear earrings. Only fags and libturds did. Loco
 
Thats cause back in the 'Day" there weren't no cars for the wife to find jewelry in!!! Smile
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Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Originally posted by bugsNbows bugsNbows wrote:

Back in the day (only beknownst to Ed and I) men DID NOT wear earrings. Only fags and libturds did. Loco
 
Thats cause back in the 'Day" there weren't no cars for the wife to find jewelry in!!! Smile


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Originally posted by bugsNbows bugsNbows wrote:

Back in the day (only beknownst to Ed and I) men DID NOT wear earrings. Only fags and libturds did. Loco
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do i need to take mine out of my left ear???
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Originally posted by pyro6999 pyro6999 wrote:

do i need to take mine out of my left ear???


As long as you don't put it in your right ear.

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i wont no worry there



I figured that.

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I've told my boys for years "Real Men Don't Wear Earrings."  "You didnt ever see John Wayne wearing earrings."  so far that line of thought has worked just fine. Ive been known to torment their friends who have earrings. I dont see much value in it but then again it defies me why so many people now have tattoos compared to 30 yrs ago.

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I've told my boys for years "Real Men Don't Wear Earrings."  "You didnt ever see John Wayne wearing earrings."  so far that line of thought has worked just fine. Ive been known to torment their friends who have earrings. I dont see much value in it but then again it defies me why so many people now have tattoos compared to 30 yrs ago.

so what are you saying?? ive got one, how does that make me any less of a man?? does a woman who had to have both breasts removed because of cancer not qualify as woman??
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Originally posted by pyro6999 pyro6999 wrote:

Originally posted by Urimaginaryfrnd Urimaginaryfrnd wrote:

I've told my boys for years "Real Men Don't Wear Earrings."  "You didnt ever see John Wayne wearing earrings."  so far that line of thought has worked just fine. Ive been known to torment their friends who have earrings. I dont see much value in it but then again it defies me why so many people now have tattoos compared to 30 yrs ago.

so what are you saying?? ive got one, how does that make me any less of a man?? does a woman who had to have both breasts removed because of cancer not qualify as woman??
Hunter your talking apples and orange here my friend!  One a choice to try and stand out, the other a choice to try and survive cancer...
 
I too am at a loss over the popularity of tattoos.  I'm  sorry to say both my son and daugther have several.  At least neither have multiple piercings....not to mention the ridiculous ear plugs or subdermal objects.
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