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3_tens
Optics Jedi Master Joined: January/08/2007 Location: Oklahoma Status: Offline Points: 7853 |
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guys...don't make this mistake. A word to the
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow Now the rules have changed again. |
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Steelbenz
Optics Jedi Knight ROLL TIDE ROLL Joined: January/03/2006 Location: Heart of Dixie Status: Offline Points: 5153 |
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What a goofball! Everybody knows a woman likes Martha Whites best!
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"Don't argue with a fool! From a distance you can't really tell who's who!"
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SVT_Tactical
MODERATOR Chief Sackscratch Joined: December/17/2009 Location: NorthCackalacky Status: Offline Points: 31233 |
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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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stickbow46
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: January/07/2009 Location: Benton, Pa Status: Offline Points: 4678 |
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I WOULD HAVE TO BE A BLOOMING IDIOT TO SAY THAT TO MY WIFE LIKE THA'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken
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jonoMT
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: November/13/2008 Location: Montana Status: Offline Points: 4853 |
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Women like flowers?!?
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Reaction time is a factor...
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Alan Robertson
Optics Master Joined: October/31/2009 Location: Oklahoma Status: Offline Points: 1763 |
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"Garg'n uair dhuisgear"
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bugsNbows
Optics God bowsNbugs Joined: March/10/2008 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 11200 |
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My wife just came in from cutting the grass...I'll ask her. LOL
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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BeltFed
Optics Retard Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Offline Points: 22284 |
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Alan Robertson
Optics Master Joined: October/31/2009 Location: Oklahoma Status: Offline Points: 1763 |
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"Garg'n uair dhuisgear"
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Son of Ed
Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 122179 |
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Visit the Ed Show
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Sgt. D
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: February/20/2008 Location: North Carolina Status: Offline Points: 4525 |
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Was watching TD Jakes the other day and he nailed the flower deal. Its not the flowers it the WOW! factor. You gotta give her the flowers infront of witnesses. How much you WOW the witnesses determines the return on the gift. I don't care what her name is Vanity is her middle name!!!
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Take care of Soldiers, Show em how its done and do it with em, Run to the Fight & and hold your ground! I die my men go home! If you're a NCO and this ain't you. GET OUT! GOD BLESS AMERICA!
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3_tens
Optics Jedi Master Joined: January/08/2007 Location: Oklahoma Status: Offline Points: 7853 |
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow Now the rules have changed again. |
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magshooter1
Optics Professional Joined: August/27/2008 Location: El Dorado, AR Status: Offline Points: 827 |
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I guess I'm lucky. My wife prefers White Lilly Flour.
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Some people are educated BEYOND their intelligence.
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BeltFed
Optics Retard Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Offline Points: 22284 |
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A weeks ago, I found out my wife had cut me off 2 years ago, but she couldn't remember why, and I didn't know that she had. |
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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bugsNbows
Optics God bowsNbugs Joined: March/10/2008 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 11200 |
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What, she broke your hands? |
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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Sgt. D
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: February/20/2008 Location: North Carolina Status: Offline Points: 4525 |
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If women ever figured out the power of sex to their husbands they'd adjust their biologolical clocks. There'd be alot less need for nagging.
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Take care of Soldiers, Show em how its done and do it with em, Run to the Fight & and hold your ground! I die my men go home! If you're a NCO and this ain't you. GET OUT! GOD BLESS AMERICA!
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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I doubt it sarge. That would require a woman to be silent for extended periods of time!
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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Peddler
Optics God Joined: July/04/2012 Location: Oswego,NY Status: Offline Points: 13526 |
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My wife thinks flour is only to be used when frying fish, are there other uses. She's leaving on a cruise with her sister on Saturday, just me and the 3 Springers for a week.
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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.
It is the same when you are stupid. |
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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PAR TAY TIME!!!
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson |
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