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    Posted: July/06/2012 at 16:11

guys...don't make this mistake.

A word to the wise....
A Life of Celibacy




What is Celibacy?
Celibacy can be a choice in life
or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann, listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”

He then addressed the men.
“Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?”

Frank leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently and whispered,
“Gold Medal-All-Purpose, Isn't it?”

And thus began Frank's life of celibacy.



Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.

Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow
Now the rules have changed again.
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What a goofball!  Everybody knows a woman likes Martha Whites best!
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Excellent
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I WOULD HAVE TO BE A BLOOMING IDIOT TO SAY THAT TO MY WIFE Shocked

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Women like flowers?!?
Reaction time is a factor...
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Originally posted by jonoMT jonoMT wrote:

Women like flowers?!?
I guess... not really sure what they want.
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My wife just came in from cutting the grass...I'll ask her. LOL Big Grin
If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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Originally posted by bugsNbows bugsNbows wrote:

My wife just came in from cutting the grass...I'll ask her. LOL Big Grin
Great, now I have to clean my roast beef sandwich off my screen.
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Originally posted by bugsNbows bugsNbows wrote:

My wife just came in from cutting the grass...I'll ask her. LOL Big Grin


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Was watching TD Jakes the other day and he nailed the flower deal. Its not the flowers it the WOW! factor. You gotta give her the flowers infront of witnesses. How much you WOW the witnesses determines the return on the gift. I don't care what her name is Vanity is her middle name!!!
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ExcellentExcellentExcellent .....  ?   ShockedShockedShocked!
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I guess I'm lucky.  My wife prefers White Lilly Flour. Wink
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A weeks ago, I found out my wife had cut me off 2 years ago, but she couldn't remember why, and I didn't know that she had.

Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

A weeks ago, I found out my wife had cut me off 2 years ago, but she couldn't remember why, and I didn't know that she had.



What, she broke your hands?
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If women ever figured out the power of sex to their husbands they'd adjust their biologolical clocks. There'd be alot less need for nagging. Cool
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I doubt it sarge.  That would require a woman to be silent for extended periods of time! Whacko
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Originally posted by Alan Robertson Alan Robertson wrote:

Originally posted by jonoMT jonoMT wrote:

Women like flowers?!?
I guess... not really sure what they want.
 Now thats easy!!!!!   Anything you tell them they can't have! Loco
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My wife thinks flour is only to be used when frying fish, are there other uses. She's leaving on a cruise with her sister on Saturday, just me and the 3 Springers for a week.

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Originally posted by Peddler Peddler wrote:

My wife thinks flour is only to be used when frying fish, are there other uses. She's leaving on a cruise with her sister on Saturday, just me and the 3 Springers for a week.

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